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Woment don't fart....

farmers_daughter
Posts: 1,632 Member
We release tension.....:blushing:
Enjoy your day! :drinker:
Enjoy your day! :drinker:
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I fart and I poop. Alot.0
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I fart and I poop. Alot.
Ditto. I do my best thinking and solitaire playing in the bathroom.0 -
My wife told me this. I'm very skeptical.:noway:0
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I just did! :P0
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I must not be a woman... o.o0
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they queef!0
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I always suspected I was really a man.0
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they queef!0
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I grew up in a house with 4 women...they fart, trust me!0
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The wife farts nasty when she eats broccoli! Shhh! Dont tell her I told you that!0
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Hmmmmm. guess I missed that lesson day. :laugh:0
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"Women don't fart; they poot".
"'scuse me, I made a smelly."
"Uh uh b*tch, I think you *kitten*."
--Richard Pryor0 -
Oh hell, with the acoustical renderings of the Impette and the little Impress, my musical offerings don't stand a chance.0
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women DO fart! as my hubby.0
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I don't fart, I whisper in my panties.0
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I don't fart, I whisper in my panties.
This kinda sounds a little naughty!0 -
we fluff0
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this thread is soo gross... awe keep it to yourself people.0
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The wife farts nasty when she eats broccoli! Shhh! Dont tell her I told you that!
lol. this was me last night!!! my poor husband was downwind.0 -
I always cough at the same time...0
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