Coke & Straw

LilMissSunshine_
LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
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So one of my inspiring MFP buddies just told me that if you drink your coke through a straw you consume less calories. If this is the case can't I just try sipping everything through a straw?? Ohhh the possibilities!!!!!!!
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  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    I prefer to use a $100 bill as a vehicle for my coke... but to each their own.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    what is this? i don't even.



    admittedly, i am no scientist - but this doesn't seem to make any sense.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Huh...who knew!
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    Oh f'shizz it's true. I saw it on Dr Oz..
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Just don't let anyone else use your straw, they'll get booger... er, saliva on it.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    pudding through a straw is lower cals 4 sure!! :wink:
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    If I drink my beer through a straw, does that count too?
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    so sucking burns calories...i shall incorporate this into my game somehow lol
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    I tried sipping my salad through a straw but all I did was choke on the piece of shredded carrot that got sucked up in it. :frown:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    coke and straw and this is about soda? so disappointed.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Late to the party much?

    I order two Big Macs, 2 large fries, throw it in a blender, add a bit of water (gotta get those 8 glasses!) and just blend the *kitten* out of it.

    Cuts the calorie count down by 75 percent.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I tried sipping my salad through a straw but all I did was choke on the piece of shredded carrot that got sucked up in it. :frown:


    Maybe you should get one of those big straws from those Burger King oreo Flurries. Those suckers are big.
  • KombuchaCat
    KombuchaCat Posts: 834 Member
    MMMMM...beer through a straw.....
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    Late to the party much?

    I order two Big Macs, 2 large fries, throw it in a blender, add a bit of water (gotta get those 8 glasses!) and just blend the *kitten* out of it.

    Cuts the calorie count down by 75 percent.

    This is amazing! And to think I thought I would never be able to eat fast food again. Whoot.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Oh....wrong coke
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 476 Member
    Beer through a straw...I always heard you got drunk quicker doing that. Not sure why THAT would be, cuz I sure can guzzle a little beer. Just sayin'. ;)

    Also, what about those fun, twirly straws we had when we were kids....would that make it LESS calories, cuz the straw is LONGER?? Food for thought..... ;)
  • healthychanges1
    healthychanges1 Posts: 110
    I prefer to use a $100 bill as a vehicle for my coke... but to each their own.

    Hahaha :tongue:
  • Rage_Phish
    Rage_Phish Posts: 1,507 Member
    not what i expected from the thread title...
  • reyopo
    reyopo Posts: 210 Member
    What if I use chopsticks for my coke?
  • crystal_darling
    crystal_darling Posts: 53 Member
    I prefer to use a $100 bill as a vehicle for my coke... but to each their own.

    I was about to drink water when I read this, glad I didn't because I almost died laughing. :laugh:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Late to the party much?

    I order two Big Macs, 2 large fries, throw it in a blender, add a bit of water (gotta get those 8 glasses!) and just blend the *kitten* out of it.

    Cuts the calorie count down by 75 percent.

    This is amazing! And to think I thought I would never be able to eat fast food again. Whoot.
    It changed my life. I lost 325 lbs doing this. It works on ALL fast food. For serious.
  • sheshe32
    sheshe32 Posts: 195 Member
    Makes sense (the coke part not the sipping through straw) depends on where you live. We call soda coke over here so thats all I expected LOL
  • wheezybreezy
    wheezybreezy Posts: 313 Member
    What if I use chopsticks for my coke?

    Too hard to get it in your nose
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    A MFP friend also told me that if you stack two cheeseburgers together, your body will only think you're eating one.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    A MFP friend also told me that if you stack two cheeseburgers together, your body will only think you're eating one.
    That's why I put TWO Big Macs in my blender. Double up.
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    I always drink my vodka thru a straw, don't know about the calories getting lowered. But I'm sure I work some extra muscles. LOL. And I ALWAYS most admittedly get very drunk doing it!

    :sick:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    you gave me a good giggle. You are awesome :)
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
    No, see, you have it all wrong. If you suck your coke up through a straw (or 100 dollar bill, or platinum engraved straw), then you are officially jacked up and dont want to eat, and too damn broke to afford taco bell........ Oh, wait, you meant soda........ no...... I don't think that is accurate at all.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    A MFP friend also told me that if you stack two cheeseburgers together, your body will only think you're eating one.
    That's why I put TWO Big Macs in my blender. Double up.

    F*cking genius.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    A MFP friend also told me that if you stack two cheeseburgers together, your body will only think you're eating one.
    That's why I put TWO Big Macs in my blender. Double up.

    F*cking genius.
    I have my moments.

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