Things That Make People Mad

I buy my groceries with pennies and I always bring eleven items into the ten-or-less lane.
I asked my neighbor if she was pregnant and when she was due. Turns out she is just fat.
Do you do anything that makes other people mad or irritates them?
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  • Pedal_Pusher
    Pedal_Pusher Posts: 1,166 Member
    You're a rebel.
  • FireBrand80
    FireBrand80 Posts: 378 Member
    I buy bottled water by the case. I know the cashier wants in left in the cart, but I toss it up on the belt anyway.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
    While people behind me are going insane
    I use public toilets and piss on the seat
    I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I used to judge people at Planet Fitness.
  • Sometimes when I am walking and I sense someone is behind me and they are in a hurry. I walk even slower.
  • I go slow when driving in the fast lane, and then why someone tries to pass me, I speed up..
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Sometimes when I am walking and I sense someone is behind me and they are in a hurry. I walk even slower.

    I totally do this... also when driving with someone on my *kitten*.
  • Sometimes when I am walking and I sense someone is behind me and they are in a hurry. I walk even slower.

    I totally do this... also when driving with someone on my *kitten*.

    Oh me too! And when someone speeds up and is visibly trying to get around you, sometimes I switch lanes =)
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
    While people behind me are going insane
    I use public toilets and piss on the seat
    I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

    I'm an *kitten*! A-SS-HO-LE. Everybody!
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    I open packages in the store and eat them before I pay
    I talk really loud
    I sneeze loud
    I love cats
    I throw vegetables at people
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    i fart when in line in crammed quarters
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
    While people behind me are going insane
    I use public toilets and piss on the seat
    I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

    I'm an *kitten*! A-SS-HO-LE. Everybody!

    Denis Leary. Love him!
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I stand right in the middle of the elevator and make people go around me to get on and off
  • I crop dust my coworkers daily.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    I forgot, I wear makeup to the gym too!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    hmmmmm... must think.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    I crop dust my coworkers daily.

    Ur my hero! hahaha
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    I HATE THIS THREAD ARGHGH
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    Get lectured on about how i should be a full time stay at home mom vs working and going to school and being a mom
    people driving below the speed limit on purpose and then trying to brake check me
    semi drivers that try to run me off the road
    looks i get because i carry the car seat with my two hands with my son
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    i fart when in line in crammed quarters

    THIS, ...in elevators, then stand by the buttons and yap my jaws so nobody can get off.
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  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    I go slow when driving in the fast lane, and then why someone tries to pass me, I speed up..
    Sometimes when I am walking and I sense someone is behind me and they are in a hurry. I walk even slower.

    I totally do this... also when driving with someone on my *kitten*.

    i do these things a lot lmao
  • I use the machines at the gym and always forget to wipe them down. I sweat. A lot I might add.
  • I use a 100 coupons or so every time I go grocery shopping everyone hates me there lol...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I stand right in the middle of the elevator and make people go around me to get on and off

    You just want them touching and bumping you...creeper.
    Also how quickly do they get "on and off"?
  • I park in the "expecting mothers" parking spot at the grocery store.
    Let's be real, pregnant women are not eating 300 extra calories, they are stuffing their face with +5,000 calories. You're not eating for two now cow so there is no excuse to eat 7,000 calories a day.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I made a monthly reminder in my calendar to post that muscle weighs more than fat.
  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
    At work I have to talk to the public, I purposely advance on people trying to avoid me even if it means me going out of my restricted area >3
  • ARDuBaie
    ARDuBaie Posts: 378 Member
    I have intelligent and logical conversations with other people. That really pisses people off.
  • I told my 2y/o to bite a kid at the pool that was being mean to my older, more emotional, child.