bad jokes that we'll probably go to hell for
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Can you nazi how terrible the Holocaust was?0
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Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I will not stand for it.0
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Can you nazi how terrible the Holocaust was?
lol..I'm not gonna lie. It took me a minute0 -
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!0
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How many Jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 10 million in the ashtray
classic... but the more accurate number would be 6 million!0 -
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA0 -
What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from camp.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA0 -
Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I will not stand for it.
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How many Jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 10 million in the ashtray
classic... but the more accurate number would be 6 million!
Thank you for pointing that out. I will make sure I get the numbers right the next time I tell it........................0 -
What do you call a bear with no teeth
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a gummy bear
ok I know not what you were looking for but hey I wanted to bump this ;-)0 -
When it comes to Ted Bundy, whats the difference between women and onions?
He cries when he cuts up the onions.0 -
This one is sick but oh well
A daughter goes up to her dad and asks to borrow the car. The dad (pedophile) says you know what you have to do, get down on your knees. She goes to blow her dad and quickly pulls away. "Daddy why does your **** taste like ****?"
Dad: "I forgot, your brother has the car"0 -
What are the naughtiest animals on the farm?
Brown chicken, brown cow.....
I feel really stupid as I just don't get this one??0 -
What are the naughtiest animals on the farm?
Brown chicken, brown cow.....
I feel really stupid as I just don't get this one??
Thank goodness I'm not the only one I've been waiting for someone else to say something first LMAO0 -
A marine and an army guy were at a public restroom. The marine finished first and washed his hands. The army guy just walked to the exit. The Marine was surprised to see the army guy walking like this. So he asked him, "Hey, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss.
The army man said, "In army, we are taught not to piss on our hands."0 -
Two old ladies sitting in a park when a streaker runs past!
The first had a stroke but the second one missed!0 -
This is my first forum post, and I am probably going to hell for it:
A bus full of Nuns is driving down the road. The bus flips over and blows up and all of the Nuns die. All of the Nuns are standing in line at the pearly gates when they are approached by St. Peter.
"Ok Ladies. I have one question to ask you. As long as you answer honestly, I will let you in." He approaches the first Nun, "Ok, Sally, here is you question. Have you ever touched a penis?" "No," she says, I would never do that." "Alright", says St . Peter, go on in."
He approaches the second Nun. "Ok, Suzy, same question." "Only once she says, but only with the tip of my finger." "Alright," says St. Peter, "Just dip your finger in this holy water, then go on in."
He approaches the third nun and asks the same question. "Just one time, I held one, but that's all I have ever done." St Peter replies, "Just dip your hand in this holy water, then go on in.
As he is approaching the next Nun, there is a load commotion coming from the back of the line. He sees a Nun running to the front of the line. "What's wrong, Sara?, asks St. Peter. She replies, "Well, if I'm gonna have to gargle that water, I want to do it before Martha sticks her butt in it."0 -
if you are going to hell I'm going with you because I LMAO!0
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I didnt get the Sara jokes0
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I'm thinking Sara didn't knock because she has no arms.0
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Okay these are sooooo bad, but damn I laughed!!!
Okay I'll add one or two
Three nuns are in a car and a skateborder rolls out in front of them, the nun in the passenger seat says to the nun driving "hey show him your cross, were nuns he can't do that" so the nun thats driving leans out the window and starts shouting at him
I know very very lame
Knock knock
who's there
Doctor
Doctor who
Excactly
I love the holucost jokes, I am going to hell but that's where all the fun people go!0 -
What are the naughtiest animals on the farm?
Brown chicken, brown cow.....
I feel really stupid as I just don't get this one??
Thank goodness I'm not the only one I've been waiting for someone else to say something first LMAO
It's supposed to sound like p0rn music. Bow chicka wow wow. Say it out loud
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Can you nazi how terrible the Holocaust was?
lol..I'm not gonna lie. It took me a minute
lol, me too! I got it after I read the Anne Frankly...0 -
What's blue and yellow and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts0 -
(found this on on Tumblr)
Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sara.
I dont get it0 -
(found this on on Tumblr)
Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sara.
I dont get it
She has no arms. She can't knock -.-
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume0 -
thanks for killing my fav food for meThis is just a gross stupid one.....
What's grosser than gross?
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Biting into a hotdog and finding a vein in it :sick:0 -
(found this on on Tumblr)
Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sara.
I dont get it
She has no arms. She can't knock -.-
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume
2 part joke that wasnt funny0 -
This guy walks into a bar, he sees a sign above the bar "make the donkey laugh get a free beer"
The guy looks over at the donkey smiles and walks over and whispers something in its ear. The donkey begins laughing hysterically. The guy claims his beer and the bartender says "howd you do that?" The guy just smiles.
2 weeks later: Guy appears in the bar, sees the sign has changed above the bar "make donkey stop laughing for a free beer"
Guy walks over to the donkey and shows it something, the donkey stops laughin, the bartender looked at the man, "howd you do that?" bartender pours him a beer and the guy said "simple to get him to laugh i told him my d*ick was bigger, to stop him from laughing i proved it"0
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