Serious Q: When you eat and get diarrhea...
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no matter what you eat it takes hours to go through your system, you're just passing stool that is foods youve eaten previously, hope this helps!
Jesse Short
ISSA Certified Personal Trainer
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no matter what you eat it takes hours to go through your system, you're just passing stool that is foods youve eaten previously, hope this helps!
Jesse Short
ISSA Certified Personal Trainer
That helped! :noway:
He likes Short answers.0 -
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use this entry, it is the same concept.
just the other end. 0 -
Well if your eating at Waffle House it would have to be a complex formula. Calories in, calories burned holding butt muscles trying to get to restroom, the arm burn from excesive wiping and waving hand in from of face, the squats you do repeatedly standing and sitting...thinking your done, and then the walk of shame after reporting the restroom damage to Waffle House staff. I say it's a calorie free meal... win / win!
Mikey...love your logic. Hand-washing you britches later could even make it a negative calorie meal. Wish we had a waffle house out here ;-)0 -
I would say all of the calories count. For anyone fighting a bout of diahhrea.. eat one medium size apple. This works, the fiber binds the loose stool.0
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how many of the calories do you add to your diary?
All of them. Doesn't matter how they came out.....or when.
but why add calories if my body didn't asborb them? It's like fiber, it has calories, but since your body doesn't absorb it they put 0 cals on the label.
As someone already said, the food doesnt go through you that quickly. Its your LAST meal that you are eliminating. So should you go back and remove THOSE calories? No. Because those calories were already absorbed.
troll post or not...I have had lettuce come out my rear. Maybe not that quickly, but I do think it is a valid question....If it comes out looking like it went in, I would say a partial calorie adjustment would be called for.0 -
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use this entry, it is the same concept. just the other end.
Is there some sort of serving size?0 -
seriously!!!
unless you see an entire waffle in the toilet you need to log everything you eat! the saying "it went right through me" is just that a saying. nothing really goes right through the body. there are no short cuts here!0 -
how many of the calories do you add to your diary?
All of them. Doesn't matter how they came out.....or when.
but why add calories if my body didn't asborb them? It's like fiber, it has calories, but since your body doesn't absorb it they put 0 cals on the label.
As someone already said, the food doesnt go through you that quickly. Its your LAST meal that you are eliminating. So should you go back and remove THOSE calories? No. Because those calories were already absorbed.
troll post or not...I have had lettuce come out my rear. Maybe not that quickly, but I do think it is a valid question....If it comes out looking like it went in, I would say a partial calorie adjustment would be called for.
1) I'm too cute to be a troll. More likely a Lemming.
2) It's semi-serious because I love asian, indian, and waffle house food and they all help me practice my sprints to the toilet. Since we want to maintain a certain caloric balance, it's only logical to ensure we are counting them correctly.0 -
I love all the serious replies :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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seriously!!!
unless you see an entire waffle in the toilet you need to log everything you eat! the saying "it went right through me" is just that a saying. nothing really goes right through the body. there are no short cuts here!
Let me cook you dinner and we'll test your concept.
*prepares 5 gallon bucket and strainer*0 -
seriously!!!
unless you see an entire waffle in the toilet you need to log everything you eat! the saying "it went right through me" is just that a saying. nothing really goes right through the body. there are no short cuts here!
Thank you.
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I think "eating back your calories" would apply in this situation0
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Dude, talk about Peking duck in the toilet... How about some bell pepper chunks and corn? Don't tell me that was yesterday's food when I'm still sitting in the restaurant where I ate the bell pepper and corn. Face it. If the waffle is in the toilet, you shouldn't log the waffle. It's totally science.0
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People eat corn and days later it comes out whole, doesn't mean you didn't absorb something and it shouldn't count. But if you want to shift through your doops and recalculate your calories, who am I to say your method is wrong.0
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sh*ttiest thread ever.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ok....I'm done. Have fun "deleting" the waffles.
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Here's my take: If I'm unwell enough that I'm horking up or shooting my food out my *kitten*, I don't bother logging that day.0
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Dude, talk about Peking duck in the toilet... How about some bell pepper chunks and corn? Don't tell me that was yesterday's food when I'm still sitting in the restaurant where I ate the bell pepper and corn. Face it. If the waffle is in the toilet, you shouldn't log the waffle. It's totally science.
You my dear are both logical and genius.
I'm glad I'm not the only one willing to admit to the intricacies of the "incredible machine" that we possess.0 -
how many of the calories do you add to your diary?
All of them. Doesn't matter how they came out.....or when.
but why add calories if my body didn't asborb them? It's like fiber, it has calories, but since your body doesn't absorb it they put 0 cals on the label.
As someone already said, the food doesnt go through you that quickly. Its your LAST meal that you are eliminating. So should you go back and remove THOSE calories? No. Because those calories were already absorbed.
troll post or not...I have had lettuce come out my rear. Maybe not that quickly, but I do think it is a valid question....If it comes out looking like it went in, I would say a partial calorie adjustment would be called for.
having bits come out is NOT looking like it did when it went in. as soon as you put food into your mouth and chew digestion has begun. what you are expelling is just the empty cell walls or fiber. the nutrients have been removed. if you want to deduct calories for that bit of undigested plant matter then go ahead it is . 000001 of a calorie I think.0 -
sh*ttiest thread ever.
poop, there it is.0 -
It's YOUR diet...plug in what you want. If you don't see any results, then your theory obviously did not work. Personally, I tend to overcount everything to insure that I get the results that I want. I don't subtract points for every piece of undigested corn I see.0
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sh*ttiest thread ever.
“Roll down the windows!” As I screamed, the toots started to flood out uncontrollably. I scratched and clawed at the window like I was being kidnapped. Rob, unable to see either by fart cloud or panic, kept turning on the windshield wipers instead of unlocking the window.
It was chaos. We were acting like we were under siege by gun fire. We were under siege alright, just not by gun fire....0 -
Log it and drink some damn Pepto.0
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It's YOUR diet...plug in what you want. If you don't see any results, then your theory obviously did not work. Personally, I tend to overcount everything to insure that I get the results that I want. I don't subtract points for every piece of undigested corn I see.
Every time you post, I see Ricky Gervais and start chortling.0 -
how many of the calories do you add to your diary?
All of them. Doesn't matter how they came out.....or when.
but why add calories if my body didn't asborb them? It's like fiber, it has calories, but since your body doesn't absorb it they put 0 cals on the label.
As someone already said, the food doesnt go through you that quickly. Its your LAST meal that you are eliminating. So should you go back and remove THOSE calories? No. Because those calories were already absorbed.
troll post or not...I have had lettuce come out my rear. Maybe not that quickly, but I do think it is a valid question....If it comes out looking like it went in, I would say a partial calorie adjustment would be called for.
having bits come out is NOT looking like it did when it went in. as soon as you put food into your mouth and chew digestion has begun. what you are expelling is just the empty cell walls or fiber. the nutrients have been removed. if you want to deduct calories for that bit of undigested plant matter then go ahead it is . 000001 of a calorie I think.
so if I chew a piece of food in my mouth and spit it out, I've gained all the calories because it looks different than when it went in?
Logic fail.0 -
Serious? Log the calories. I wouldn't count 'holding in ****' as a valid exercise.....
HAHAHA :laugh: Love this!0 -
Ok at 31 I would think I would be over the poop humor but it is still funny as ****!0
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I think a scale should be used in your equation. Weight of food in compared to waste out. Hope this helps.
and if you use that scale to measure your ****....buy a new one to measure the food.0 -
Too much *kitten* science in this thread :P
I'm loving it.0
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