funny joke

jseward
jseward Posts: 56
edited September 20 in Chit-Chat
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.

A clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."

Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=5294

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  • PureAndHealthy
    PureAndHealthy Posts: 539
    The REALLY funny part is the fact that the muffin may have just as many calories!!! lol :laugh:
  • Shelley130
    Shelley130 Posts: 142
    The REALLY funny part is the fact that the muffin may have just as many calories!!! lol :laugh:

    I thought the same thing!!!
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
    The REALLY funny part is the fact that the muffin may have just as many calories!!! lol :laugh:

    I thought the same thing!!!

    Nah ya'll wrong are both wrong It's slightly more. :sad:
  • NotSurprised
    NotSurprised Posts: 8,083 Member
    The REALLY funny part is the fact that the muffin may have just as many calories!!! lol :laugh:

    I thought the same thing!!!

    Nah ya'll wrong are both wrong It's slightly more. :sad:

    Sh&t learn how to type. hahaha :laugh:
  • feistygirl09
    feistygirl09 Posts: 525
    If I'm in a bakery -- it's not for a bran muffin!!!!:laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.

    A clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?" He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."

    Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

    http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=5294

    That's not a joke. :angry:
    That is real life! :sad: :sad:

    :wink:
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