Internet Dating

rainbobrite929

Earlier today, I posted a comment asking my MFPers whether or not they thought online dating was a good thing (I asked because there are not a lot of guys up to my standards around me and I was wondering if online dating should be an option).

Well ... I started getting the most hilarious responses. Like this one:

"I went on two dates through an online dating site. One guy was kinda creepy and wouldn't tell me what he did for a living except to tell me he worked nights as a "cleaner" (he used his fingers to make the quotations marks when he said cleaner), and the other told me he used to be a male prostitute who slept with other men for money and still spoke to a few of his regulars. Needless to say I haven't tried online dating again."

What is your most hilarious story concerning online dating and the guy/girls that you met through a dating site. I need a good laugh ... keep them coming, please!!

letswalk

I met a guy online and we exchanged phone numbers.....turns out all he wanted was phone sex. As soon as I found that out, I hung up on him and changed my number! LMAO!

Pebble321

I have had lots of internet dates - and am now married to a lovely man that I met on Match.com four years ago.

If I leave aside the ones who were just creepy or who were "separated but still living with the wife" (code for married, I soon learnt!)...
the oddest time was when I complimented my date on his shoes (Doc Martins I think, and rather cool) and he said "don't worry, they aren't dead men's shoes". That's when I found out he worked as an undertaker!

hillm12345

I tried a couple of online dates before meeting my now fiance.. and apparently neither one of them could read. Both of them were the exact opposite of EVERY bullet point I was looking for. Needless to say, my online dating career didn't last long .

astina2727

I didnt online dating 2 times, the first guy i actually moved out of state for....he was a crazy for sure and I moved back home...however the second man i dated we talk for one year over the phone almost every night. I fell madly in love he actually moved over to me in my state and we have been together ever since. january will be 3 years together and 4 years of knowing one another. I really do think its good lol

RubyRubixcube

I met a bf (lasted 2+ years) on myspace, he moved over from the other side of the country to come live with my mom and I, unfortunately he had to go back home after losing his job here and it put too much strain on us after him being around for so long going back to long distance was a deal breaker. It can work, I've known people to be married for years from online dating... I guess its just another way to meet people now

monicalosesweight

Oh, I have a whopper. I joined Eharmony and met what I though was a really nice guy. We shared common interests...even talked a bit on the phone. Well, we finally arranged to meet and then I get an email from the Eharmony site where he told me he'd changed his mind. Apparently, he'd found his calling....I'm not joking.....he decided to become a priest. That was definitely funny. I was actually very skinny and attractive at that point. I don't know if he was just seeing if he'd be tempted or what. Needless to say, I didn't renew my membership.

GO_NadZ_xO

I met my current boyfriend online. He moved half way across the country and lives with a friend near me! We've had out ups and downs. He misses his family and we get sick of each other sometimes. Some days I wish we were still Long distance! haha.
But I love him loads and I think we'll be okay
Not funny, but yeah, thats my life story lol.

nothing1994

I met my current boyfriend online. He moved half way across the country and lives with a friend near me! We've had out ups and downs. He misses his family and we get sick of each other sometimes. Some days I wish we were still Long distance! haha.
But I love him loads and I think we'll be okay
Not funny, but yeah, thats my life story lol.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... sooooooooooooo CUTEEEEEEEEE



I Need some loving

_Sara_A_

My previous 2 boyfriends as well as my current boyfriend I met online. My current boyfriend and I have known each other since January 1st, 2012, and have been living together since May. Both of the other guys I met I dated for a few months each. My family loves my boyfriend and if they could they would gladly adopt him, infact my dad asked me how come I didn't meet him 10 years ago? lol

Firephoenix013

Mine is funny how I even met my boyfriend. I was on all the dating sites and I kept getting guys from Brazil etc wanting me to date them. I'm like ummm hello.......USA here not Brazil or Africa or where ever. Some guys would IM me and then I'd read their profile and they would say I do not want to date fat chicks. I'm like -.- did you not read or look at the pictures...I was honest and said hey I'm not skinny photos prove it. So I gave up on it. I started playing online multi player games due to some coworkers at work wanting to play. I then go on Second Life and started to play that as well. Met a couple of odd balls, but then lo and behold one day I met my boyfriend on there. We started talking, found out he lived in the same state as me, and we hit off since then. Been dating since March. We hardly even play the game anymore, and I never would have imagined I would find someone playing a video game.

GO_NadZ_xO

I met my current boyfriend online. He moved half way across the country and lives with a friend near me! We've had out ups and downs. He misses his family and we get sick of each other sometimes. Some days I wish we were still Long distance! haha.
But I love him loads and I think we'll be okay
Not funny, but yeah, thats my life story lol.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... sooooooooooooo CUTEEEEEEEEE



I Need some loving

haha all you need is a playstation 3, COD and internet connection haha!

jkc041709

About 5 years ago I was on Match.com. I was talking to/emailing two guys. The first guy was great - he and I had a lot in common and I really couldn't wait to go on a date with him. The second was intriguing but we had nothing in common and I just couldn't see it going anywhere but I figured a date wouldn't hurt.

The first guy and I had our first date on a Sunday. We meet at the local Applebee's (super classy lol). When we meet up there he was about 10 minutes late and told me that his friend dropped him off because he didn't have a car. That's when I thought I smelled alcohol on his breath but figured I was just being crazy. After he commented on liking "the geometry of my face" (I couldn't make that up if I tried lol) and pounded back the drinks I started to realize that I wasn't crazy and he actually showed up to our date drunk. Turns out we really didn't have much in common and it was just really awkward. Finally the end of the date arrives and I just want to get ou

Sorry this got so long lol!! Basically, there is a chance you may come across a real "winner" like guy number one but there are guys like number 2 out there as well. Good luck with whatever you decided!!

nothing1994

I met my current boyfriend online. He moved half way across the country and lives with a friend near me! We've had out ups and downs. He misses his family and we get sick of each other sometimes. Some days I wish we were still Long distance! haha.
But I love him loads and I think we'll be okay
Not funny, but yeah, thats my life story lol.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... sooooooooooooo CUTEEEEEEEEE



I Need some loving

haha all you need is a playstation 3, COD and internet connection haha!

I HAVE THOSEEE, but no man... or woman... or anythinggg!!!!!!!!!!! :sad: :sad: :sad:

CarleyLovesPets

Guy asked me out, but then he made it into a double date and brought a RIDICULOUSLY SEXY FRIEND.
Guy said he was 5'6 - and he was my height (5'3).
All he talked about was how he was on welfare and lived with his parents.
Bought two 50 dollar shirts with said government welfare money.
Kept trying to hold my hand.
Told me I have beautiful hair and then started to PET ME.
Went out for dinner and was the slowest eater I have ever seen (we had to wait around 20 extra minutes then everyone else for him to finish, wtf?)
Then he kept drinking my drinks that were rather expensive.
At the end he even said "I'm going to come home with you tonight" and cuddled up to my arm... I laughed and said "No. No, you're not".

Next day he texts me "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Like he was my father or something.

Yeah, he didn't get a second date.

johns0227421

I've had a lot of good dates I've meet from online sites. But most often I meet people who want me to pay their bills :-(

weighlossforbaby

I met my husband on a site (can't remember it and it doesn't exist now) in July 2006, months later we started talking on the phone, he proposed to me on the phone in April 2007, we met for the first time in person in July 2007, and got married in a court house in November 2007. I moved to where he's from in Indiana when we got married, went through a deployment in January 2009-2010, we move closer to my family in Arkansas in February 2011. Our 5 year wedding Anniversary is in November

Everythin2Lose

Met an interesting one who made it to date 3 (impressed right there? I was!) He was a little full of himself, but thought hey why not... Met him at his place because he was going to make dinner for us both after I'd had a killer week at work and didn't want to contemplate going out for dinner an dressing up.
Long story short, got there, he was drunk, he lived in a bungalow out the back of his parents place (he was 33), he bought all the food and couldn't cook (so I had to cook while he watched tv getting drunk)....then he introduced me to his childhood teddy bear that he slept with................... BAM I'M OUT! Changed my number and never returned to the bar i met him at.

monicalosesweight

So have we lived up to your expectations? Are you laughing enough yet?

LaurenAOK

I once dated a guy I'd met online for a few months. He was a cool dude but he had some anxiety issues. After a few months I decided I wasn't feeling it any more and I broke up with him. His anxiety response kicked in and... he vomited. Several times. Throughout the whole breakup. MOST AWKWARD THING EVER.

However, I also met my current boyfriend online through a dating site. We've been together for over a year and I couldn't be happier Luck of the draw!

suzieqcookie

i have two great ones:

first guy stared at my chest for almost the entire date then blurted out "i hate big breasts, they're just repulsive. Seriously.. those (pointing to mine) are just GROSS!!" THEN we split the bill, there was an extra nickle left over, he thought my drinks were more expensive and i told him he could eat that nickle.

next guy i dated we call George (as in the bug bunny cartoon "i will love it and pet it and squeeze it and love it) because he had to at ALL TIMES have atleast one finger on me. At one point i got up to take a call and my pony started slipping out, so i took it off and he gasped! (he was following me closely) then came running up behind me, scooped up my hair in his hands and smelled it...big deep breath... then fanned it out across my back, scoop, smell, twist it around in his hand... ugh.