Chicks R Weird
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This thread is full of win. :drinker:
grammer nazi's; check
chicks; check
hilarity; check
Canadian joke; check
proof that chicks are weird; check0 -
Chicks are great...I eat them.0
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Chicks are great...I eat them.
I win the challenge dude.0 -
Chicks are great...I eat them.
so do i. giggity.0 -
I am pretty weird. I'm ok with that.0
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In general, maybe. On the thread that you posted this earlier today, definitely.0
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In general, maybe. On the thread that you posted this earlier today, definitely.
its been scientifically proven, but like these scientist dudes and stuff.0 -
Chicks are great...I eat them.
I win the challenge dude.
Both of you are weird0 -
Well it has been awhile since I helped my parents raise chickens. So I can't remember.
Of course if you are referring to women, we all have our good days an bad days. Yet, my husband loves, respects, and treats me like a princess anyway.
By the way, men have bad days too.0 -
Chicks are great...I eat them.
I win the challenge dude.
Both of you are weird
no, im a duck...im odd0 -
Adult men who make duck faces and take pictures of themselves are weird.
FANTASTIC....FTW....(see if you cant see the humor even tho your the butt of the joke...you sould log off the forums)
FANTASTIC........spelling. ROFL0 -
As a woman I can say that yes, the majority of women are a bit odd and I must say I prefer the company of men as they're just easier to get on with.
I prefer guys because well... any *****iness is dealt with quickly with punches then beers but with women (especially at my place of work) months of *****iness and two faced actions.
But there is a rare breed of woman that aren't as crazy xD0 -
I'd so much rather be weird than normal. *shudder*
But that has nothing to do with my gender.0 -
I'd so much rather be weird than normal. *shudder*
But that has nothing to do with my gender.
dude, we r talking about chickens.0 -
Why are we weird sir?
One of the great mysteries of life.0 -
I'm kind of weird, but I don't think my gender has much to do with it.
Well now you're just being contrary. :P
I'm contrary too...weird and contrary...and if you say I am than I'll disagree with that too...just saying.0 -
i'm not weird, it's the rest of the planet that has a problem following the perfectly logical, long and scenic route that my mind likes to take!
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Anyone disagree?
Discuss....
Not weird, unique.
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Anyone disagree?
Discuss....
Not weird, unique.
Here just to help you out! They just got the 1st ever "Understanding Women for Dummies" book.ALLLL of this!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
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Never noticed the duck face in Wolf's pic. I'm really starting to believe that he truly has won the internet.0
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Never noticed the duck face in Wolf's pic. I'm really starting to believe that he truly has won the internet.
I won the undernet in '11 and now the internet in '12.0 -
Normal people are boring as hell.0
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That pretty much sums it up right there...but y'all luv us; so it's all good, right? :bigsmile:0
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I prefer QUIRKY. And normal is awfully boring.0
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Adult men who make duck faces and take pictures of themselves are weird.
^ This. :laugh:0 -
Jump on the once a month hormonally wacked roller coaster and we'll see how you do.
But no, seriously.
Men have a totally different set of rules to live by.
Men can be overweight, it's a man thing.
A man is expected to bring home the bacon, mow the lawn and stuff like that, preferably take out the trash and life is happy.
He goes out once a week (or he's 'pvssy whipped) and and is allowed to watch every sport all season long with out question.
A woman is horrible if she doesn't let her husband hang with the guys.
a woman has to do laundry, cook 7 nights a week, make breakfast, blah blah blah, mop, blah, iron, blah... clean the house, blah blah blah, shopping, blah blah, raising kids, PTA meetings all that stuff, blah blah blah AND hold a career. This is what is expected. many relationships are more equal, but not a whole lot.
THEN!
They have to contend with other women. "oh? you have a CAREER and raise children? You're an awful mom!"
"OH? You're a stay at home mom? Are yo not woman enough to do both?"
"You don't bottle feed? you're HORRIBLE!"
"You use DISPOSABLE diapers? YOU'RE KILLING THE PLANET!"
"you SPANK your child? You're going to raise a violent kid, you know"
"You don't spank your child??"
The parenting competition starts before conception and GOD FORBID you do a Csection. **Men are starting to contend with being more fatherly/stay at home dad)
Have a male friend? You're totally cheating.
Play sports, you're a lesbian
You're motivated and agressive at work; you're a b1tch. he is a "go getter"
Women are competitive in every aspect of life down to how you put your child to sleep.
Of course they're neurotic! We're also raised by neurotic women. We're schooled with other
psycho girls who are cruel just to be cruel. A male bully is a lot easier to contend with than a female bully.
They can turn the whole school against you and emotionally torment you for years. They're cunningly evil.
Southern women? They will cut you down with one small sentence while sounding sweet as pie and not
batting an eyelash.
Most women are effing krazy and understandably so, they drive me crazy too, so I have few female friends
have sex? you're a wh0re and he's a stud.
But what would you guys do with out us?0 -
I LOVE
chicks! They are so sweet and cuddly and yellow, and make little peep sounds!
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Adult men who make duck faces and take pictures of themselves are weird.
^^^ nothing but win!0
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