Chicks R Weird

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  • CrystalDreams
    CrystalDreams Posts: 418 Member
    This thread is full of win. :drinker:

    grammer nazi's; check
    chicks; check
    hilarity; check
    Canadian joke; check
    proof that chicks are weird; check
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Chicks are great...I eat them.:wink:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Chicks are great...I eat them.:wink:

    I win the challenge dude.
  • DeathIsMyGift
    DeathIsMyGift Posts: 434 Member
    Chicks are great...I eat them.:wink:


    so do i. giggity.
  • marie_cressman
    marie_cressman Posts: 980 Member
    I am pretty weird. I'm ok with that. ;)
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    In general, maybe. On the thread that you posted this earlier today, definitely.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    In general, maybe. On the thread that you posted this earlier today, definitely.

    its been scientifically proven, but like these scientist dudes and stuff.
  • Chicks are great...I eat them.:wink:

    I win the challenge dude.


    Both of you are weird :tongue:
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    Well it has been awhile since I helped my parents raise chickens. So I can't remember.

    Of course if you are referring to women, we all have our good days an bad days. Yet, my husband loves, respects, and treats me like a princess anyway.

    By the way, men have bad days too. :wink:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Chicks are great...I eat them.:wink:

    I win the challenge dude.


    Both of you are weird :tongue:

    no, im a duck...im odd
  • moosegt35
    moosegt35 Posts: 1,296 Member
    Adult men who make duck faces and take pictures of themselves are weird.

    FANTASTIC....FTW....(see if you cant see the humor even tho your the butt of the joke...you sould log off the forums)

    FANTASTIC........spelling. ROFL
  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
    As a woman I can say that yes, the majority of women are a bit odd and I must say I prefer the company of men as they're just easier to get on with.

    I prefer guys because well... any *****iness is dealt with quickly with punches then beers but with women (especially at my place of work) months of *****iness and two faced actions.

    But there is a rare breed of woman that aren't as crazy xD
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    I'd so much rather be weird than normal. *shudder*

    But that has nothing to do with my gender.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'd so much rather be weird than normal. *shudder*

    But that has nothing to do with my gender.

    dude, we r talking about chickens.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Why are we weird sir?

    One of the great mysteries of life.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I'm kind of weird, but I don't think my gender has much to do with it.

    Well now you're just being contrary. :P

    I'm contrary too...weird and contrary...and if you say I am than I'll disagree with that too...just saying.
  • MzMiller1215
    MzMiller1215 Posts: 633 Member
    i'm not weird, it's the rest of the planet that has a problem following the perfectly logical, long and scenic route that my mind likes to take!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • KarmaxKitty
    KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
    Anyone disagree?

    Discuss....


    Not weird, unique. :)

    Eureka.png

    Here just to help you out! They just got the 1st ever "Understanding Women for Dummies" book.

    :heart: ALLLL of this!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Anyone disagree?

    Discuss....


    Not weird, unique. :)

    Eureka.png

    Here just to help you out! They just got the 1st ever "Understanding Women for Dummies" book.

    :heart: ALLLL of this!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

    Page 1: Chicks R Weird
    Page 2: The End
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Never noticed the duck face in Wolf's pic. I'm really starting to believe that he truly has won the internet.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Never noticed the duck face in Wolf's pic. I'm really starting to believe that he truly has won the internet.

    I won the undernet in '11 and now the internet in '12.
  • heliumheels
    heliumheels Posts: 241 Member
    Normal people are boring as hell.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    That pretty much sums it up right there...but y'all luv us; so it's all good, right? :bigsmile:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I prefer QUIRKY. And normal is awfully boring.
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    Adult men who make duck faces and take pictures of themselves are weird.

    ^ This. :laugh:
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Jump on the once a month hormonally wacked roller coaster and we'll see how you do. :D

    But no, seriously.
    Men have a totally different set of rules to live by.
    Men can be overweight, it's a man thing.
    A man is expected to bring home the bacon, mow the lawn and stuff like that, preferably take out the trash and life is happy.
    He goes out once a week (or he's 'pvssy whipped) and and is allowed to watch every sport all season long with out question.
    A woman is horrible if she doesn't let her husband hang with the guys.

    a woman has to do laundry, cook 7 nights a week, make breakfast, blah blah blah, mop, blah, iron, blah... clean the house, blah blah blah, shopping, blah blah, raising kids, PTA meetings all that stuff, blah blah blah AND hold a career. This is what is expected. many relationships are more equal, but not a whole lot.
    THEN!
    They have to contend with other women. "oh? you have a CAREER and raise children? You're an awful mom!"
    "OH? You're a stay at home mom? Are yo not woman enough to do both?"
    "You don't bottle feed? you're HORRIBLE!"
    "You use DISPOSABLE diapers? YOU'RE KILLING THE PLANET!"
    "you SPANK your child? You're going to raise a violent kid, you know"
    "You don't spank your child??"
    The parenting competition starts before conception and GOD FORBID you do a Csection. **Men are starting to contend with being more fatherly/stay at home dad)
    Have a male friend? You're totally cheating.
    Play sports, you're a lesbian

    You're motivated and agressive at work; you're a b1tch. he is a "go getter"

    Women are competitive in every aspect of life down to how you put your child to sleep.
    Of course they're neurotic! We're also raised by neurotic women. We're schooled with other
    psycho girls who are cruel just to be cruel. A male bully is a lot easier to contend with than a female bully.
    They can turn the whole school against you and emotionally torment you for years. They're cunningly evil.
    Southern women? They will cut you down with one small sentence while sounding sweet as pie and not
    batting an eyelash.

    Most women are effing krazy and understandably so, they drive me crazy too, so I have few female friends

    have sex? you're a wh0re and he's a stud.

    But what would you guys do with out us?
  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
    I LOVE :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: chicks! They are so sweet and cuddly and yellow, and make little peep sounds! :love:

    <3:D
  • nmwhitney12
    nmwhitney12 Posts: 239 Member
    Adult men who make duck faces and take pictures of themselves are weird.

    ^^^ nothing but win!
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