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Just started my Paleo Diet today

ZeroWoIf
ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
edited December 2024 in Food and Nutrition
First thing that I did in the morning was get my bow and arrow ready, and a huge freaking lance. Warmed up doing lance curls for a few hours but didn't get any burn at all. I figured that I needed to put some weight on each side so I headed to the woods and lanced a few squirrels which didn't provided any weight at all but they ended up being my breakfast. About 12:00pm as I was climbing the mountain I saw a wild boar and I shot a crap load of arrows and it still didn't die. Remember how I said I lanced a few squirrels earlier? I didn't actually threw the lance at them at all. I threw the lance at the boar and it freaking bounced off like a tennis ball. Took me about 2 seconds to figure out that I needed to haul *kitten* pretty badly. I spent about a few hours without eating in the wilderness. Ate a few worms and roasted a few crows and I realize that our ancestors had a freaking hard life. Whoever invented supermarkets is a freaking genius basically. Wouldn't really doubt if I can find a raw boar in the meat section.

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  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    as long as you didn't eat any grains while you were out hunting you will be ok!
  • ZeroWoIf
    ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
    as long as you didn't eat any grains while you were out hunting you will be ok!

    I wonder if Australian Cayman is Paleo friendly or is it too salty?
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    If it's too salty you could up you're potassium from something like white potatoes. Wait...wut?
  • ZeroWoIf
    ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
    If it's too salty you could up you're potassium from something like white potatoes. Wait...wut?

    Um who told you our ancestors carried bags of potatoes? THAT IS ARTIFICIAL
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    as long as you didn't eat any grains while you were out hunting you will be ok!

    I wonder if Australian Cayman is Paleo friendly or is it too salty?

    Do you mean crocodile?
    If you're concerned about the salt content then you can eat a freshwater one not a salty.

    Bit bland though.
  • ZeroWoIf
    ZeroWoIf Posts: 588 Member
    as long as you didn't eat any grains while you were out hunting you will be ok!

    I wonder if Australian Cayman is Paleo friendly or is it too salty?

    Do you mean crocodile?
    If you're concerned about the salt content then you can eat a freshwater one not a salty.

    Bit bland though.

    As long as its able to withstand a lot of fire I am fine. I don't want to cook it too much or it may not be 100 percent authentically cooked.
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