Thursday MFP Double Dare

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  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "can you verify they got my payment and there is no interest"

    Thanks, for taking the fun out of my day.
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    he responded with "I want your body. I also think you're sexy. I just wanted to let you know." :smooched:
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I texted the hubs 15 minutes ago, stil no response. :sad:

    Impatiently waiting.......:grumble:

    All I got was "nice baby"

    WTF!

    I replied with "CUT OFF"
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I did it. I got multiple responses. They are as followed
    "There you go again, giving me blue balls"
    "Great. Now I'm thinking about what I will be doing to you later tonight to make you pay for giving me said blue balls. Having a raging hard on while sitting next to our 115 year old accountant is awkward as ****. Thanks for that."
    "By the way, wtf is this, 1980 something? Rod Stewart, babe? Seriously?"

    I then explained to him that it was a dare from MFP.
    "So you do what random people on the internet tell you to do, but I have to work for an effin' handy? Good to know my place"

    Laughing so hard right now.
  • nicolio8699
    nicolio8699 Posts: 141 Member
    wow----"oh you bet i do. u should come here so we can bang."

    ps- he is working in the inner city at a housing project at the moment. fairly sure i won't be rushing out there to "bang" LoL
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    I did it. I got multiple responses. They are as followed
    "There you go again, giving me blue balls"
    "Great. Now I'm thinking about what I will be doing to you later tonight to make you pay for giving me said blue balls. Having a raging hard on while sitting next to our 115 year old accountant is awkward as ****. Thanks for that."
    "By the way, wtf is this, 1980 something? Rod Stewart, babe? Seriously?"

    I then explained to him that it was a dare from MFP.
    "So you do what random people on the internet tell you to do, but I have to work for an effin' handy? Good to know my place"

    Laughing so hard right now.

    That's funny!!!
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Oh crap, I accidentally texted my mother.

    What a coincidence
  • sjeagle30
    sjeagle30 Posts: 292 Member
    Done!! I may or may not have sent a suggestive pic along with it :blushing: I will see what his break time brings!
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
    "Come *kitten* me nowwwww!!!'
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    I sent this to my niece (she is a few years younger than me and more like my sister)

    Response: We used to play that song when I worked at Subway, on repeat, so every customer that came in felt super awkward.
  • TxAngel79
    TxAngel79 Posts: 318 Member
    Too bad he's sleeping. I don't want to wake him up. Midnights suck.

    Same here!!
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    he responded with "I want your body. I also think you're sexy. I just wanted to let you know." :smooched:

    Awwwww
  • mom2handh1975
    mom2handh1975 Posts: 224 Member
    Oh crap, I accidentally texted my mother.

    Lol!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    "traditionally that's not a question, but yes I do"
  • shanna0413
    shanna0413 Posts: 600 Member
    To my bff-Oh my God lol
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    We should've done this on Hump Day. Although, yesterday went pretty well without Rod the Bod's help...just sayin'!
  • Wabbit05
    Wabbit05 Posts: 434 Member
    Text sent.... Hold please.... (cheesy elevator music)
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
    Text my roommate, let's see what she says
  • MissShancey
    MissShancey Posts: 464
    sooo i sent it to 5 people .. so far the responses i have gotten are

    “afternoon, lol”

    &

    “yea it doesn't work with someone else with mfp”

    lol

    i just got

    “what?? i was just saying good morning, what are you talking about?” <-- BAHAHAHAHA damn... way to make me feel bad
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
    YES!!! She responded with
    " If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on honey tell me so! Tell me so baby!!"

    LOVE HER!
  • Jonalee1977
    Jonalee1977 Posts: 415 Member
    Hubby is finally awake. I don't think I can post his text here....:blushing:.
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    just texted my husband-bet he says something like "did you mean to send that to your boyfriend" lol

    waiting for his reply.....
  • Tannedtiffers
    Tannedtiffers Posts: 558 Member
    I got from my hubby~ "I love your sexy booty...I will sure show you tonight!!"

    I'll take that!
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    My hubby's response: "Dont I tell you all the time!??" :blushing:
  • Bakerchk
    Bakerchk Posts: 424 Member
    I also text one of my very sexy friends on mfp. I got "hahaha, you know I do."

    ;)
  • sjeagle30
    sjeagle30 Posts: 292 Member
    I got "was that for me"?
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    I also text one of my very sexy friends on mfp. I got "hahaha, you know I do."

    ;)

    Youre not supposed to tell everyone what we text about... ;D
  • CallieM15
    CallieM15 Posts: 910 Member
    I got "Haha.. I love you."
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Oh crap, I accidentally texted my mother.

    What a coincidence

    :laugh:
  • Wabbit05
    Wabbit05 Posts: 434 Member
    My husband's reply "I wanna kiss you all over and over and again. I wanna kiss all over, til the night closes in (high pitched voice) til the night closes in"

    Yup, I'm one lucky woman :smooched: :love: :heart:

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