I've HAD IT!!

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  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    LOL, I splurge and use at least 2 squares at a time:laugh:
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    That's my dilemma, I'm so depressed:sad: :cry:
    You know.. I hate it when 2-ply toilet paper separates. Drives me batty!
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
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    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.

    You complete me.
  • Randyamc
    Randyamc Posts: 365 Member
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    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.

    LOL :tongue:
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    Sec, need to google bidet:frown:
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    Oh geeeeeeez, then what, drip dry?
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    the whole dang thing is uneven:cry:
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    well shoot, do you have to order that online? Never seen it?
    Maybe you guys should stop being so poor and buy 3-ply. My tushy is worth it...
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    ROFLMBO!!
    That's IT! Take it all back to the store and demand a refund. We must not stand for this (or, sit rather)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    that's an oxymoron when I need to dry:huh: :laugh:
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    Rofl :laugh:
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.
  • MsKeelah919
    MsKeelah919 Posts: 332 Member
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    This would NEVER happen with Cottonelle! LOL
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....

    Made me choke on this friggin' salad!
  • Jaccyber
    Jaccyber Posts: 620 Member
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    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.

    ROFLMAO

    ^^^^^ This ^^^^^^
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    LOL:laugh: When I was a little girl mom used to say we could each use 1 square only and we had to poke our finger through it to use, LOL!! That was shortly after tp was invented. They were still using corncobs when I was born:laugh:
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....

    Made me choke on this friggin' salad!
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    actually dogs probably have the best idea, nice thick carpet:laugh: Humans are so impractical:drinker: :drinker:
  • anna_lisa
    anna_lisa Posts: 486 Member
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    Wipes. the only way to go
  • HelenDootson
    HelenDootson Posts: 443 Member
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    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.

    This is the answer :laugh:
  • menletti
    menletti Posts: 96 Member
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    Oh geeeeeeez, then what, drip dry?
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)

    No, no...my husband's bidet has warm air that blows up his bum after it's been "washed" LOL
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
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    LOL! Well, we have some ideas! I decided to try the wet ones so I'm soaking my tp in water now. I'll let you all know how that goes:embarassed: :laugh:

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