I've HAD IT!!

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  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    Rofl :laugh:
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.
  • MsKeelah919
    MsKeelah919 Posts: 332 Member
    This would NEVER happen with Cottonelle! LOL
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....

    Made me choke on this friggin' salad!
  • Jaccyber
    Jaccyber Posts: 620 Member
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.

    ROFLMAO

    ^^^^^ This ^^^^^^
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    LOL:laugh: When I was a little girl mom used to say we could each use 1 square only and we had to poke our finger through it to use, LOL!! That was shortly after tp was invented. They were still using corncobs when I was born:laugh:
    BUT YOUR FINGER WON'T BREAK THROUGH THE PAPER WITH 2 PLY MID-WIPE AS OFTEN AS IT DOES WITH 1 PLY!!!!


    Oh, that hasn't happened to you? Well now this is awkward....

    Made me choke on this friggin' salad!
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    actually dogs probably have the best idea, nice thick carpet:laugh: Humans are so impractical:drinker: :drinker:
  • anna_lisa
    anna_lisa Posts: 486 Member
    Wipes. the only way to go
  • HelenDootson
    HelenDootson Posts: 443 Member
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.

    This is the answer :laugh:
  • menletti
    menletti Posts: 96 Member
    Oh geeeeeeez, then what, drip dry?
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)

    No, no...my husband's bidet has warm air that blows up his bum after it's been "washed" LOL
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    LOL! Well, we have some ideas! I decided to try the wet ones so I'm soaking my tp in water now. I'll let you all know how that goes:embarassed: :laugh:
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    Does he have a backup plan in case the electricity goes out at an inopportune time?:bigsmile:
    Oh geeeeeeez, then what, drip dry?
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)

    No, no...my husband's bidet has warm air that blows up his bum after it's been "washed" LOL
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    oops, duplicated, sowwy:(

    Does he have a backup plan in case the electricity goes out at an inopportune moment? (boy is that a loaded question:laugh:
    Oh geeeeeeez, then what, drip dry?
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)

    No, no...my husband's bidet has warm air that blows up his bum after it's been "washed" LOL
  • Maybe you guys should stop being so poor and buy 3-ply. My tushy is worth it...

    They have 3 ply toilet paper?!! lol
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    I'm gonna try this, brb!! Omygosh!! It's even now!! No one else uses my bathroom?? I don't know how it happened! It must have been one of those abi-normal thingys:noway:
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.

    This is the answer :laugh:
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    I have 2 ply toilet paper and 1 ply is longer than the other:explode: My life is over!

    (well I've seen stranger posts:laugh: )

    You don't have a problem, you have The Freshy Fresh :laugh:
  • Shelgirl001
    Shelgirl001 Posts: 477 Member
    Is this one of those 1st world problems? :)
  • fuhrmeister
    fuhrmeister Posts: 1,796 Member
    So glad I opened this. thanks for the laugh. I am a Scott toilet paper girl all the way. I hate TP lint...yuck!
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    LOL! Definitely! We simply cannot allow this to happen in the US of A;)
    Is this one of those 1st world problems? :)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    LOL, TP Lint! Well, that sounds almost as bad and bellybutton lint, eeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!:laugh:

    So glad I opened this. thanks for the laugh. I am a Scott toilet paper girl all the way. I hate TP lint...yuck!
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    Take it back and exchange it. That WOULD be terrible! :laugh:
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    Freshy Fresh? I'll have to google that too :laugh:
    I have 2 ply toilet paper and 1 ply is longer than the other:explode: My life is over!

    (well I've seen stranger posts:laugh: )

    You don't have a problem, you have The Freshy Fresh :laugh:
  • Toilet paper discussion...five mins of my life I'll never get back. Good laugh . The real question... Fold or scrunch?
  • jkestens63
    jkestens63 Posts: 1,164 Member
    No the real question is over the roll or under for the lead edge???

    I like it on top.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Grab bottom layer only, pull away from roll, allowing short (top) layer to fall down and behind the entire roll, and they will "catch up" with each other.

    This
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    LMBO
    Oh geeeeeeez, then what, drip dry?
    Get a bidet and never look back. ;)
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    You're cracking me up! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    that's an oxymoron when I need to dry:huh: :laugh:
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    LOL! Well, we have some ideas! I decided to try the wet ones so I'm soaking my tp in water now. I'll let you all know how that goes:embarassed: :laugh:

    OH MY LAND! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    dingleberries.

    There, it had to be said.
  • Italiano7
    Italiano7 Posts: 382 Member
    Wet wipes are the answer... :wink:

    No Bacon is the answer. Bacon is always....no wait I am on the wrong thread oops.

    ROFLMAO
    lmfao:laugh:
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I had an amazing idea earlier. What's better than two ply you ask? Even better than three ply? Why, four ply of course. The only problem is, well OK there are a couple problems I'm working on, once you take the two rolls of two ply and roll them together the roll doesn't fit on the holder any more. And if you think the ends didn't meet before? Hmm, a work in progress I suppose.