I just want to say......

pastryari

is there beer?

:drinker:

felice03

is there beer?

better question...where are the hookers and blow??

grrrrr :grumble:

why you an angry bear?

_Bob_

is there beer?

is there any other way?

I guess there is but it's not as much fun

tashjs21

Please sir...Will there be unicorns and rainbows? Only I sure am partial to Unicorns and Rainbows.

And don't forget the hearts.. For God's sake don't forget those hearts! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

UsedToBeHusky

People don't respond. He's capturing your information so he can track you around the site. It's a trap I tell you!!!

Please, this is a place for support in reaching our goals through what can be a very difficult journey. Let's keep it positive and warm in here. Hug?

Some day love will find you.

Break those chains that bind you?

saxmaniac

And remember, the *only* way to respect anyone is to never say anything that might have the slightest chance of making them feel bad, no matter your true intentions. Remember, even well-intentioned compliments can be insults! If you say "great job!" after someone loses 5 pounds, you probably are insulting them, because it's pretty much a given that they really wanted to lose 6 or 4.

Now, I understand this can get complicated, so, if you're not sure, you should say nothing. Unless you're on their friend list, in which case you're being mean for not being supportive enough, so be sure to be completely inoffensive as possible, and post pictures of kittens. Unless they're allergic to cats. In which case, bacon. Unless they're Jewish, or vegetarian, so then a teddy bear, but then only if you're SURE their parents weren't killed by a bear when they were camping as a kid.

tashjs21

is there beer?

better question...where are the hookers and blow??

grrrrr :grumble:

why you an angry bear?

Not enough hookers and blow. :frown:

infamousmk

BUMP! You should check the recipe section too, everyone!! There are great diet recipes such as the Veggie Pie Plate!

yo_andi

People don't respond. He's capturing your information so he can track you around the site. It's a trap I tell you!!!

Please, this is a place for support in reaching our goals through what can be a very difficult journey. Let's keep it positive and warm in here. Hug?

Some day love will find you.

Break those chains that bind you?

yo_andi

People don't respond. He's capturing your information so he can track you around the site. It's a trap I tell you!!!

Please, this is a place for support in reaching our goals through what can be a very difficult journey. Let's keep it positive and warm in here. Hug?

Some day love will find you.

Break those chains that bind you?

Dammit you beat me to it. Great minds I tell ya! Great minds!

LilMissSunshine_

Go eff yourself Sofa.

That is all.

tashjs21

Bump so I can read later. :drinker:


(hey y'all, what does bump mean?) :huh:

cubizzle

is there beer?

better question...where are the hookers and blow??

grrrrr :grumble:

why you an angry bear?

I've decided to not be angry regarding your preemptive hookers and blow strike. Instead I will bring strippers and shrooms to the party from this moment on!

KittieLea

And remember, the *only* way to respect anyone is to never say anything that might have the slightest chance of making them feel bad, no matter your true intentions. Remember, even well-intentioned compliments can be insults! If you say "great job!" after someone loses 5 pounds, you probably are insulting them, because it's pretty much a given that they really wanted to lose 6 or 4.

Now, I understand this can get complicated, so, if you're not sure, you should say nothing. Unless you're on their friend list, in which case you're being mean for not being supportive enough, so be sure to be completely inoffensive as possible, and post pictures of kittens. Unless they're allergic to cats. In which case, bacon. Unless they're Jewish, or vegetarian, so then a teddy bear, but then only if you're SURE their parents weren't killed by a bear when they were camping as a kid.

This comment upset me so much. My cat died last Easter, how dare you bring up cats!

GretchenReine

You are so nice, OP! Thank you so much for posting this! I've always dreamed of living in an online community where people would respect each other's differences and we could be free from sarcastic and crass comments when we post topics. It's a cruel world and people are mean WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's awesome...but if you've been here a year already...you know MFP does not qualify as a respectful, free from sarcasm community! It's a lovely thought though!

doorki

LilMissSunshine_

Don't worry pretty soon someone with their ta ta's hanging out will come through this thread and the butt hurt will begin.


But, I will take a beer while I wait.

Alex_is_Hawks

:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: Welcome to MFP all you wonderful new people! This is a great and wonderful community where we all get along and love and respect each other. I wish each and every one of you well on your new (or continuing) journey here. I hope you find yourself a cozy little niche in our wonderful online community here and hope you feel warmed and welcomed now. Now, get movin'! You wanna burn those calories right? Go get 'em tiger! :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

WELCOME!

What is wrong with you? Someone slip happy pills into your coffee this morning?

:huh:

billsica

KittieLea

You are so nice, OP! Thank you so much for posting this! I've always dreamed of living in an online community where people would respect each other's differences and we could be free from sarcastic and crass comments when we post topics. It's a cruel world and people are mean WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's awesome...but if you've been here a year already...you know MFP does not qualify as a respectful, free from sarcasm community! It's a lovely thought though!

Bless your heart! :flowerforyou: