How to burn more calories when you run?

ruurik

If someone holds on to the thong, you may end up owing calories. Like when you put a car in reverse to take miles off the clock.

Oh, so is this kind of like negative calories? Like sometimes, if I eat over my calories, I eat a head of lettuce or something that has negative calories to even everything out.

Exactly.

One time, a friend of mine was out running and she badly sprained her thong. She put a bag of frozen peas on it. Later she accidentally ate the peas. In calorie terms that's a free pass and the peas are tax deductable.

KittieLea

I prefer smoking a cigarette before and during. Gets your heart rate up and burns more caloriez!

I bet it does! The nicotine speeds up your heart rate anyway, so pair that with cardio and that's a double burn!

Hellbent_Heidi

I prefer smoking a cigarette before and during. Gets your heart rate up and burns more caloriez!

I bet it does! The nicotine speeds up your heart rate anyway, so pair that with cardio and that's a double burn!

Plus, smoking stunts your growth, so it stops you from gaining weight...true story!

Hellbent_Heidi

One time, a friend of mine was out running and she badly sprained her thong. She put a bag of frozen peas on it. Later she accidentally ate the peas. In calorie terms that's a free pass and the peas are tax deductable.

Do frozen peas weigh more than fat?

sweetsungirl

/haughty snort of derision...oh, wait....lmao>???

quellybelly

Gotta love the serious replies, bless their hearts. :flowerforyou:

haha yeah I feel a little silly now for actually wondering if it was true :$ although in my defense I was pretty convinced it wasn't and just wanted to hear the rationale for such a preposterous claim!