Orgasmic food combinations

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It was lunchtime. I stared into the almost empty refrigerator, hoping there was something edible to choke down before going to the grocery store. We all know to NEVER go to the grocery on an empty stomach. That is when Oreos and Mountain Dew magically appear in your cart at the register.

I resigned myself to throwing together the bits and left-overs on the last 2 cups of spring mix (10 cals) and calling it a salad. I had about 2 Tb of bleu cheese (50 cals), 3/4 c of blueberries (30 cals), an ear of grilled corn that I planked (100 cals), and a steamed lobster (150 cals). Yup! I live in Maine. I was all out of salad dressing of any kind, so I tossed the whole mixture with about 2 Tb of green tomatillo salsa (10 cals). I figured how bad can it be? I was willing to give up 370 cals for what looked like a very large salad.

OMG! I actually moaned as I ate this weird combo. Skeptics will say I was just really hungry and there is no way this salad caused an orgasm, but it made me wonder if any of you have ever thrown together a meal that was orgasmic? Please share details! I liked it and am looking forward to trying each and every recipe you all share. ROFLMAO