Joke about Ice Fishing

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jseward
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Joke about Ice Fishing

Okay I have a funny joke, but don't want to offend anyone...

One day, a beautiful lady was planning to go ice fishing. She wanted to surprise her boyfriend so she started digging a hole in the ice to put her fishing poles in. As she dug she heard a loud rumbling voice. It said, "There are no fish under the ice"

She looked up and said, "God, is that you?" There was no response so she continued to dig in the ice. The she heard it again, "There are no fish under the ice" confused, she looked around again and said, "God, is that you?" Still no answer.

She continued to dig since there was no answer. Then she heard the voice again, only louder this time, "I said, there are no fish under the ice?" So the beautiful girl asked one more time, "Is that you God?"

She finally got an answer....."No, I am the owner of the ice rink!"

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  • LittleEva44
    LittleEva44 Posts: 263
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    LOL, another perfect Blond joke :laugh:

    Blessings! :flowerforyou:

    Eva
  • jseward
    jseward Posts: 56
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    yeah, notice I left out the fact that it was a blonde :laugh: joke. I didn't want to offend, but, I am a blonde too.

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