Race day signs

alicialwest

My husband has a triathlon coming up and I am planning to make several signs. I want to make a few that I can put on the course for everyone to enjoy, so help me come up with some good ones.
So far I have:
You get Sexier each mile!
Run like you stole it!
Sweat-Its your fat cells crying

Any ideas will be appreciated. Thanks.

Mama_Jag

The Naked Mile Starts Now! That made me laugh my first marathon.

alicialwest

That is a good one, thanks.