That Annoying co-worker.

JennaM222
JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
How do you get back at "that" co worker. The one that just drives you crazy?

There is a super old cranky bible fearing judgemental big bootied witch looking lady at my office. Today she sends a MASS email out - " Missing 2 square china plates we use for client meetings. If you have any information that leads to the return of the plates, we will be very appreciative."

I decided to make MISSING posters for the plates and put them in the break rooms. ohh I cant wait for her to see one.

M I S S I N G

Matrix20Square20Plates1.jpg


Call extension x6000 with any information


And yes, I am bored this afternoon at work.
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  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    OMG! Those plates, at this very moment, are in the lunchroom here were I work!!! I'm waiting for a reward to be posted!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    How do you get back at "that" co worker. The one that just drives you crazy?

    There is a super old cranky bible fearing judgemental big bootied witch looking lady at my office. Today she sends a MASS email out - " Missing 2 square china plates we use for client meetings. If you have any information that leads to the return of the plates, we will be very appreciative."

    I decided to make MISSING posters for the plates and put them in the break rooms. ohh I cant wait for her to see one.

    M I S S I N G

    Matrix20Square20Plates1.jpg


    Call extension x6000 with any information


    And yes, I am bored this afternoon at work.

    bahaha!
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Make the signs, hang them up and then take a picture and post it here!!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    As the 'super old cranky Bible-fearing' lady in MY office (well, at least I dont' have a big booty and am not a witch, although I've been called a beeeetch)...........................

    ...............what did she do that was wrong here? She wants to find the plates. Give her a break,

    Sheesh - you young whippersnappers, always being so judgemental.

    :wink: :wink: :smokin: :wink: :smokin: :smokin:
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    LOL too funny!!!!!!
  • Oh that is just hilarious!

    I have one of those annoying ones. However, this one is always bring her hand-me-down clothes for others to chose from and doughnuts, cake, fudge, etc...

    yeah, and she won't take no for an answer!
  • harleydall76
    harleydall76 Posts: 586 Member
    LOL, love it!
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    As the 'super old cranky Bible-fearing' lady in MY office (well, at least I dont' have a big booty and am not a witch, although I've been called a beeeetch)...........................

    ...............what did she do that was wrong here? She wants to find the plates. Give her a break,

    Sheesh - you young whippersnappers, always being so judgemental.

    :wink: :wink: :smokin: :wink: :smokin: :smokin:

    she is so cranky and mean!! I am always nice to her and say hello, and then she just looks at me like she is thinking, "that top is too tight, those boots are not approptiate, shirt too low, etc :) so A little harmless pay back :)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    ...I don't get it? She's trying to find missing plates that belong to the company. What's wrong with that?
  • lg3703
    lg3703 Posts: 190
    "Witch- looking"... but we're pretty.
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    We have a super annoying coworker here who HAS to be in the middle of EVERY conversation. We just stop talking when she walks up. I'm sure she might think we are talking about her but we aren't we just don't want to talk to her.
  • bblich02
    bblich02 Posts: 57
    How do you get back at "that" co worker. The one that just drives you crazy?

    There is a super old cranky bible fearing judgemental big bootied witch looking lady at my office. Today she sends a MASS email out - " Missing 2 square china plates we use for client meetings. If you have any information that leads to the return of the plates, we will be very appreciative."

    I decided to make MISSING posters for the plates and put them in the break rooms. ohh I cant wait for her to see one.

    M I S S I N G

    Matrix20Square20Plates1.jpg


    Call extension x6000 with any information


    And yes, I am bored this afternoon at work.


    LOL...that is hilarious!!! love this thread
  • Chagama
    Chagama Posts: 543 Member
    Leave a hand written ransom note, stating that if demands aren't met you will mail her the plates one piece at a time
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    Leave a hand written ransom note, stating that if demands aren't met you will mail her the plates one piece at a time

    hahahah!!! I love it
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
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    I love it!!
  • My co-worker makes a comment about the smell every time I eat tuna for lunch...so I routinely open up the tuna and let it air for awhile before indulging. :bigsmile:

    I. Hate. Her.

    But, I love my tuna and i will continue to eat it for lunch at least 3 times a week! :drinker:
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
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    I love it!!

    What does the sign next to it say?
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    I love it!!

    What does the sign next to it say?

    stating not to double bag the coffe, one bag is enough and if we have questions to call accounts payable lol!!!
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
    Oh yes, the annoying office co-working. I'm listening to one kackle about something right now. And she talks all day to nobody specifically. She NEVER shuts up and she's super nosey. Ugh!

    Funny idea with the plates thing. We have some people here that always play practical jokes like that. Keeps things from getting boring.
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    classic.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    ...I don't get it? She's trying to find missing plates that belong to the company. What's wrong with that?

    Nothing at all.
    Some peoples maturity about how they handle things speaks a lot about them.
  • talkytina9
    talkytina9 Posts: 22 Member
    As the 'super old cranky Bible-fearing' lady in MY office (well, at least I dont' have a big booty and am not a witch, although I've been called a beeeetch)...........................

    ...............what did she do that was wrong here? She wants to find the plates. Give her a break,

    Sheesh - you young whippersnappers, always being so judgemental.

    :wink: :wink: :smokin: :wink: :smokin: :smokin:

    she is so cranky and mean!! I am always nice to her and say hello, and then she just looks at me like she is thinking, "that top is too tight, those boots are not approptiate, shirt too low, etc :) so A little harmless pay back :)

    I was thinkin' the same thing..sounds like she was just looking to find the plates..which isn't that big of a deal...perhaps it is just how you perceive her then..and not to sound harsh..but maybe she is lookin' at you like that because she thinks you are this fake person who says hello to her face..and then talks about mad crap behind her back to anyone and everyone..not excluding strangers over the internet..just sayin..

    I have had way worse co workers..one that use to refer to me as missthang..one that use to pick her teeth and make slurpy noises..one that always tried to credit for others work..and the worst was the one who didn't like me and posted pictures of me and my clevage on myspace way back when they were popular and had a message board..asking people to rate my boobs compared to this other co worker..that person got fired..haha on them..
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    ...I don't get it? She's trying to find missing plates that belong to the company. What's wrong with that?

    Nothing at all.
    Some peoples maturity about how they handle things speaks a lot about them.

    1. No, they are not company plates.
    2. Maturity Level? Please. You do NOT know me.
    3. Go be a downer somewhere else!!!! It amazes me how something light hearted and fun gets stomped on by so many miserable people on this site.
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    How do you get back at "that" co worker. The one that just drives you crazy?

    There is a super old cranky bible fearing judgemental big bootied witch looking lady at my office. Today she sends a MASS email out - " Missing 2 square china plates we use for client meetings. If you have any information that leads to the return of the plates, we will be very appreciative."

    I decided to make MISSING posters for the plates and put them in the break rooms. ohh I cant wait for her to see one.

    M I S S I N G

    Matrix20Square20Plates1.jpg


    Call extension x6000 with any information


    And yes, I am bored this afternoon at work.

    What makes me feel better, is I go and get some customized license plate frames for the person's car and switch them out every once and awhile. Idiot still has realized why men keep honking or waving at him.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    ...I don't get it? She's trying to find missing plates that belong to the company. What's wrong with that?

    Nothing at all.
    Some peoples maturity about how they handle things speaks a lot about them.

    1. No, they are not company plates.
    2. Maturity Level? Please. You do NOT know me.
    3. Go be a downer somewhere else!!!! It amazes me how something light hearted and fun gets stomped on by so many miserable people on this site.

    Cool.
    :smile:
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    ...I don't get it? She's trying to find missing plates that belong to the company. What's wrong with that?

    Nothing at all.
    Some peoples maturity about how they handle things speaks a lot about them.

    1. No, they are not company plates.
    2. Maturity Level? Please. You do NOT know me.
    3. Go be a downer somewhere else!!!! It amazes me how something light hearted and fun gets stomped on by so many miserable people on this site.

    I think it is hilarious! And I love the coffee sign
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    ...I don't get it? She's trying to find missing plates that belong to the company. What's wrong with that?

    Nothing at all.
    Some peoples maturity about how they handle things speaks a lot about them.

    1. No, they are not company plates.
    2. Maturity Level? Please. You do NOT know me.
    3. Go be a downer somewhere else!!!! It amazes me how something light hearted and fun gets stomped on by so many miserable people on this site.

    I think it is hilarious! And I love the coffee sign

    Signs everywhere!! if it isnt for the coffee, it is the zerox, the printer, scanner, something!!! Some days I just want to rip them all down!!!!
  • talkytina9
    talkytina9 Posts: 22 Member
    ...I don't get it? She's trying to find missing plates that belong to the company. What's wrong with that?

    Nothing at all.
    Some peoples maturity about how they handle things speaks a lot about them.

    1. No, they are not company plates.
    2. Maturity Level? Please. You do NOT know me.
    3. Go be a downer somewhere else!!!! It amazes me how something light hearted and fun gets stomped on by so many miserable people on this site.

    Huh..nobody sent me the message telling me that making fun one's elders..calling them names..and putting up signs up in one's work place to try to shame them or something was light hearted and fun..I guess I am just miserable too for not seeing it..well thank you for pointing that out to me...I guess I should thank you for showing me the err or my ways..thanks..:)
  • head_in_rainbows
    head_in_rainbows Posts: 290 Member
    My co-worker makes a comment about the smell every time I eat tuna for lunch...so I routinely open up the tuna and let it air for awhile before indulging. :bigsmile:

    I. Hate. Her.

    But, I love my tuna and i will continue to eat it for lunch at least 3 times a week! :drinker:


    I'm sure teh can jsut smells briliant in the end of the day. I'm surprised that people don't apeeciate it when teh kitchen/common area/open space reeks of tune left overs later in the day. ... There is a good rean for not bringing fish dishes to work ,... I think if anyone is being annoying here is you!