Living the moment

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in.

As he walked in barely awake, she turned and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought,
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all;
- - right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,
"Thanks," and returned to the stove, ….her "T" shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained,
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"The egg timer's broken."

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
    wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in.

    As he walked in barely awake, she turned and said softly,
    "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

    His eyes lit up and he thought,
    "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."

    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all;
    - - right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said,
    "Thanks," and returned to the stove, ….her "T" shirt still around her neck.

    A little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained,
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    "The egg timer's broken."
  • lifesaver
    lifesaver Posts: 132
    HAHA
    at first I was very confused
  • deanea
    deanea Posts: 1,437
    :wink:
  • jessneill
    jessneill Posts: 380 Member
    I knew where that one was going right away :laugh:
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    HAHA
    at first I was very confused

    Well, now I know that I cannot trick a person from Canda, but, I sure can confuse one:laugh:

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