Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers - Favorite Lines....GO
Two of my favorite movies of all times and my F.L. seems to love them to....so I figured let's just get a thread started so that everyone can get some laughs.
I like almost every line in both movie's, but I'll start with a couple:
STEP BROTHERS
"Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to *kitten* with the door open, we talk about pu**y, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked."
"I've got a song for you. If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, why don't you jump right in. It's a crotch party right up in here! Why don't you lick on this big joint." (crude, I know, but the whole dinner scene was hilarious).
WEDDING CRASHERS
Vince Vaughn: "Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, *kitten*. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"
Will Ferrell: "HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? ..... I never know what she's doing back there"
I like almost every line in both movie's, but I'll start with a couple:
STEP BROTHERS
"Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to *kitten* with the door open, we talk about pu**y, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked."
"I've got a song for you. If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, why don't you jump right in. It's a crotch party right up in here! Why don't you lick on this big joint." (crude, I know, but the whole dinner scene was hilarious).
WEDDING CRASHERS
Vince Vaughn: "Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, *kitten*. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"
Will Ferrell: "HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? ..... I never know what she's doing back there"
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Will Ferrell: "HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? ..... I never know what she's doing back there"
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That's my favorite part too!! We randomly yell it around my house lol0 -
"Did we just become best friends?!"
"Yup"
"We will have so much more room for activities!" (I actually used this one the other day when my roommate and I rearranged our living room. We laughed for a solid 15 minutes.0 -
"Did we just become best friends?!"
"Yup"
"We will have so much more room for activities!" (I actually used this one the other day when my roommate and I rearranged our living room. We laughed for a solid 15 minutes.
LOL. Love that.
"See that black smudge right there on the blade?
- Yeah.
- Look at it closely.
- Pretty recognizable signature.
Randy Jackson from American Idol.
Why do you have Randy Jackson's
autograph on a martial-arts weapon?
I bumped into him and all I had was this sword...
...and you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph."0 -
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'' Gotta have me my boats 'n hoes!! ''
''It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!''
Oh god I loved the bunk bed bit.
Will Ferrell
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'' Gotta have me my boats 'n hoes!! ''
''It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!''
Oh god I loved the bunk bed bit.
Will Ferrell
Love it. Here's one.
"I'm not gonna call him dad.....even if there's a fire."
"Robert better not get in my face....cause I'll drop that mother f**ker"0 -
Nice!!0 -
Nancy Huff: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
Dale Doback: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
Brennan Huff: Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?
Dale Doback: I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
HILARIOUS!!!0 -
Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one, go!
MY SISTERS AND I DID THIS FOR WEEKS TO PEOPLE JUST NAMING RANDOM PEOPLE!!!!:laugh:0 -
Two of my favorite movies of all times and my F.L. seems to love them to....so I figured let's just get a thread started so that everyone can get some laughs.
I like almost every line in both movie's, but I'll start with a couple:
STEP BROTHERS
"Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to *kitten* with the door open, we talk about pu**y, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked."
"I've got a song for you. If you wanna get down on these hairy balls, why don't you jump right in. It's a crotch party right up in here! Why don't you lick on this big joint." (crude, I know, but the whole dinner scene was hilarious).
WEDDING CRASHERS
Vince Vaughn: "Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, *kitten*. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?"
Will Ferrell: "HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? ..... I never know what she's doing back there"
That's my ringtone when my husband calls.0 -
Brennan: NOW YOU SIT DOWN AND RIGHT DALE AND BRENNAN A CHECK FOR 10,000 DOLLARS!0
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It's the ****ing Catalina wine mixer!0
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Nancy Huff: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
Dale Doback: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
Brennan Huff: Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?
Dale Doback: I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
HILARIOUS!!!
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I'm gonna go upstairs and put my *kitten*..................on your drumset0
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John Beckwith: You better lock it up.
Jeremy Grey: No, you lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: You lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: Lock it up!
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My husband and I do this all the time. XD
Also:
Bratty Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!0 -
you motorboatin' son of a *****!0
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"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that *kitten*-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your *kitten* sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. " - Vince Vaughn
Favorite part of the whole movie. lol... love Wedding Crashers.0 -
"Lock it up, no, you lock it up"
"That was my first asian!"0 -
THIS WEDDING IS HORSE S***!0
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"Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that *kitten*-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your *kitten* sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair. " - Vince Vaughn
Favorite part of the whole movie. lol... love Wedding Crashers.
I kinda wonder how many takes it took him to do that one. That was hilarious.
I also love the opening scene...favorite line of that: "Shut your mouth when your talking to me"
*** Vince Vaughn's look response was classic***0 -
I DIDN'T WANT SALMON, I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!
This wedding is horse *kitten*.0 -
Dale: "why are you so sweaty?"
Brennan: "I was watching Cops."0 -
Ok, I have to say this is best idea for a thread EVER.
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Why are you so sweaty?
I was watching Cops.
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You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000 dollars or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your *kitten* you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces ****!0 -
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"0
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I DIDN'T WANT SALMON, I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!
This wedding is horse *kitten*.
GET A ROOM0 -
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a ****ing dinosaur and get a job".0
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I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this **** on me? :laugh:0
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"your drumset's a *kitten*! i teabagged your drumset!"
"my drumset's a guy, so it makes you gay you f****r!"0 -
best chest hair ever!!!!
Hey mom...can we get some meatloaf!!!0 -
best chest hair ever!!!!
Hey mom...can we get some meatloaf!!!
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