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Ruin my Wish

Tandi_S
Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
To ease hump day boredom....

How to play:

(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!

(next person might reply) Done, but I wish the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.

etc.

I'll start us off:
I wish to be swept off my feet!
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  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    @Tandi

    Done, but by an ocean current that took you out to sea and you drown.

    I wish I could fly.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    @ Calvin

    Done...but by an airstream that sucks you into a plane's engine....

    I wish I could be a VS Model
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    @35 done…but on your first trip down the catwalk you fall of it and break your neck doomed never to exercise again and balloon up to 400lbs.

    I wish I could have multiple orgasms.
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
    @Calvin: Done, but you only have them at the most inconvenient time, such as during airport screening.

    I wish I could go to the Caymans!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    Done, but Isaac hits at at Cat 2 force right after you get there.

    I wish I had today off.
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    @taylor: Done, but as you start to enjoy your day the water heater decides to erupt in a catastrophic failure.

    I wish it was time to party!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    @Calvin: Done, but you only have them at the most inconvenient time, such as during airport screening.

    I love this reply...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    This thread is f*cking depressing.
  • Cindym82
    Cindym82 Posts: 1,245 Member
    @taylor: Done, but as you start to enjoy your day the water heater decides to erupt in a catastrophic failure.

    I wish it was time to party!

    Done, but than no one shows up and you're stuck with the creep clown entertaining you

    I wish I could afford a house
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    This thread is f*cking depressing.

    Done, but the thread is f*cking depressing.

    And you die. In a fire. And you didn't do your homework. Which you have to admit to your teacher in front of the whole class, while bizarrely naked. In a fire.

    Am I doing it right?

    I wish for more wishes.
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    @Angry: Done, but each wish makes you collapse in a temporary state of vertigo.

    I wish I could have a massage, right now, by a hot male masseuse with rippling muscles....
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    @Tandi,

    But I wish he was gay.

    I wish I could buy the house I want!
  • Salamanda425
    Salamanda425 Posts: 358
    @scs: Done, but the government comes in with some eminent domain crap and destroys it to build Joe Bidens new dog kennel.

    I wish diet coke tasted as good as regular coke!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    @Salamanda: Done! But it comes with the disclaimer saying studies have shown that it causes growth of a third eye....between your breasts. (Hey, at least guys would be looking us in the eye, eh?)

    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...
  • sicilysclover
    sicilysclover Posts: 173 Member
    This thread is f*cking depressing.

    Agreed! LOL!
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    This thread is f*cking depressing.

    Agreed! LOL!
    Remind me of all things I can't have.
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
    @Salamanda: Done! But it comes with the disclaimer saying studies have shown that it causes growth of a third eye....between your breasts. (Hey, at least guys would be looking us in the eye, eh?)

    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...


    @Tandi done... but your parnter had his tongue cut off in a horrible accident


    I wish I had a jet pack.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
    @Tandi: Done, but the article also proves the link between oral sex and tongue cancer.

    I wish our lead sales rep would stop calling me. Just for five minutes.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
    @Salamanda: Done! But it comes with the disclaimer saying studies have shown that it causes growth of a third eye....between your breasts. (Hey, at least guys would be looking us in the eye, eh?)

    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...


    @Tandi done... but your parnter had his tongue cut off in a horrible accident


    I wish I had a jet pack.

    Done, but it requires a rare AAAAA battery.

    I still wish our lead sales rep would stop calling me, but I'm extending the time frame to half an hour.
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
    @Tandi: Done, but the article also proves the link between oral sex and tongue cancer.

    I wish our lead sales rep would stop calling me. Just for five minutes.

    @Moxie done.... but now you no longer have a job


    I wish i had some great tasting calorie free ice cream
  • futurestarz
    futurestarz Posts: 510
    @ amanda done: but the propulsion is backwards so every time you turn it on, you slam into the ground.

    I wish I could afford my dream honeymoon
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...

    @ Tandi
    Done, but as soon as you find the article your computer crashes before you get to read it or show it to anyone!

    I wish I could win the lottery!


    Edit: ....oops, guess I was a little late
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
    I wish I could find that article claiming the positive effect of oral $ex on depression...

    @ Tandi
    Done, but as soon as you find the article your computer crashes before you get to read it or show it to anyone!

    I wish I could win the lottery!


    Edit: ....oops, guess I was a little late


    @Emily done.... but you have lost your ticket


    I wish i lived in a different country
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    @ Emily done, but as soon as you get your money relatives come out of the woodwork and pester you until you give up and donate your millions to charity.

    I wish I could build the perfect man, handsome, tall, good in bed and sweet...and totally wanting just me.
  • moxiecowgirl
    moxiecowgirl Posts: 291 Member
    @ amanda done: but the propulsion is backwards so every time you turn it on, you slam into the ground.

    I wish I could afford my dream honeymoon

    Done, but the only way to raise the money is by sleeping with Ron Jeremy. On camera. And it becomes a best seller. And your mom buys a copy.

    I wish it were 5 o'clock already.
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
    @ amanda done: but the propulsion is backwards so every time you turn it on, you slam into the ground.


    ROFL that is brilliant!!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    I wish it were 5 o'clock already.

    @ moxie: Done, but the commute home is blocked by a huge traffic jam.

    Damn, I wish I wasn't already stiff from my lunch workout...
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
    @Tandi done..... but now you are limp you can't hold your head up or raise your hand.



    I wish I had a chocolate milkshake
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    @Tandi done..... but now you are limp you can't hold your head up or raise your hand.



    I wish I had a chocolate milkshake

    DONE, but it brought a lot of boys to the yard.

    I wish it was cooler in Louisiana.
  • PerfectAndi
    PerfectAndi Posts: 36
    @vytamindi Done but it snows and shuts the whole state down for a month.

    I wish my daughter's father hadn't left....
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