Edinburgh Fringe Jokes

RAF_Guy
RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
The top 10 jokes from this year's festival:

1) "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." – Stewart Francis

2) "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly." – Tim Vine

3) "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." – Will Marsh

4) "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." – Rob Beckett

5) "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don't know Y." – Chris Turner

6) "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze." – Tim Vine

7) "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." – George Ryegold

8) "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" – Stewart Francis

9) "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." – Lou Sanders

10) "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn't fancy her chances." – Nish Kumar

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  • RAF_Guy
    RAF_Guy Posts: 230 Member
    No t quite as funny as my fav joke of all time:

    A snail is at the police station. He's telling the officer on duty about how he was just mugged and robbed.
    "It was these two slugs!", the snail sobs. "They beat me up and took my money!
    "The officer asks, "Did you get a good look at them?"
    The snail says, "No! It all happened so fast!"

    What's your fav joke?
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