my fiance thinks i tried to kill him.

Troll
Troll Posts: 922 Member
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So, my fiance has a less than stellar diet. im not super concerned, he has a fast metabolism and we couldnt afford to keep him fed on healthy food. this means he gets all of 6-8g fiber a day (vegetable? whats that?) . now, i use splenda+fiber in my coffee and occasionally ill make koolaid or lemonade with it. For 5 days in a row, he was drinking the bottles of koolaid i had made for myself. i never thought about it, but he started getting stomach cramps. day after day....the whole time swigging my drinks. finally it dawned on me what he had been drinking (he drank 32oz of koolaid....at about 30 total g fiber.) I SIPPED THEM. he CHUGGED.i, being the great person i am....burst into hysterical laughter. after coming clean that the koolaid hadnt been intended for him, he is convinced i knew all along. so now, we joke that im attempting to kill him via health food.

ah,men. gotta love em.

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  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
    That's what he gets for not making his own kool-aid. Serves him right.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Everyone knows not to drink the Kool-Aid.
  • PattieCakes23
    PattieCakes23 Posts: 336
    It's ALWAYS in the Kool-Aid.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    try this next time

    visine.jpg
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Clearly, you wouldn't poison yourself. Therefore, he can choose the cup in front of you.

    Incontheevable.
  • smokinjackd
    smokinjackd Posts: 341
    Dont drink the Purple Kool AID:tongue:
  • CarleyLovesPets
    CarleyLovesPets Posts: 410 Member
    That's what he gets for not making his own kool-aid. Serves him right.
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Clearly, you wouldn't poison yourself. Therefore, he can choose the cup in front of you.

    Incontheevable.

    Win!
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    am I the only one laughing internally about the inevitable "back fire" of this...
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    Clearly, you wouldn't poison yourself. Therefore, he can choose the cup in front of you.

    Incontheevable.

    But what if he thinks that that is what she is thinking !? Hmm?
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Clearly, you wouldn't poison yourself. Therefore, he can choose the cup in front of you.

    Incontheevable.

    My. Favorite. Move. EVAAAAAA!!!

    my husband has said that like a million times. I just say "no dear, I don't know what you're talking about" as I hide the [poison/knife/garrote] behind my back. Or "no, I don't know why that [anvil, safe, cinderblock, baby grand piano} just fell from the second story as you were walking buy" and whistle.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Dont drink the Purple Kool AID:tongue:

    I tought that only applied to the yellow snow.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Clearly, you wouldn't poison yourself. Therefore, he can choose the cup in front of you.

    Incontheevable.

    My. Favorite. Move. EVAAAAAA!!!

    my husband has said that like a million times. I just say "no dear, I don't know what you're talking about" as I hide the [poison/knife/garrote] behind my back. Or "no, I don't know why that [anvil, safe, cinderblock, baby grand piano} just fell from the second story as you were walking buy" and whistle.

    As long as he sticks to "AAAAAAAaaas yooooooou wiiiiish", he'll be safe.
  • nukebhs83
    nukebhs83 Posts: 158
    It was funny especially after it started working. the look on his face when he finally got finished was priceless. he promptly went to the store and bought 2weeks worth of cream soda. LOL

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