MFP-E-Harmony

ZeroWoIf

=D

MonkRocker

All right, then.

jessicae1aine

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

suzieqcookie

i would love to have a dating or singles section here (other than forums). At least i know the guys here don't want to sit around and eat every waking free moment.

harleydall76

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

I got the "I'm sorry we have no one compatible for you" response. So I tried again and totally lied about what I liked and changed everything.

Got another similar response...............gah!

contingencyplan

i would love to have a dating or singles section here (other than forums). At least i know the guys here don't want to sit around and eat every waking free moment.

Why do you think we exercise? LOL

confettibetti

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

OMG really? WTF? :sad:

jessicae1aine

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

I got the "I'm sorry we have no one compatible for you" response. So I tried again and totally lied about what I liked and changed everything.

Got another similar response...............gah!

Yay! I'm not the only reject!

portalm

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

I got the "I'm sorry we have no one compatible for you" response. So I tried again and totally lied about what I liked and changed everything.

Got another similar response...............gah!

FAILLLL^^^ And secondary fail is even worse>>>

MonkRocker

I got the "we can't help you" response also. The key apparently is all the religion related questions. They are sort of a Christianity oriented site.

confettibetti

I got the "we can't help you" response also. The key apparently is all the religion related questions. They are sort of a Christianity oriented site.

ahhh, well then I'd totally fail too.

ARDuBaie

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

I got the "I'm sorry we have no one compatible for you" response. So I tried again and totally lied about what I liked and changed everything.

Got another similar response...............gah!

Yay! I'm not the only reject!

I was rejected as well. I think that there are key questions on the survey that you must answer a specific way, otherwise they don't want you there. I think they are questions about religion and political leanings.

ilovemybuggy

Yeah, I failed too.

chivalryder

I'm fine with MFP. I like boobs, and there are a lot of boobs on here. It keeps me happy.

txdahl

OMG--that is too funny, I had the same problem. At first they found like one person in my state, then had to go out of state before finally telling me they could not match me.

While I find humor in the whole thing it really was depressing at the time......so now I'm fat and undatable?? That was the feeling they threw out at me. lol

jessicae1aine

I was rejected as well. I think that there are key questions on the survey that you must answer a specific way, otherwise they don't want you there. I think they are questions about religion and political leanings.

Well. That would explain WHY I was a reject.

Anthonydaman

I got the "we can't help you" response also. The key apparently is all the religion related questions. They are sort of a Christianity oriented site.

No love for the atheist...

mhankosk

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

Couldn't they have matched you with one of the other 10% of unmatchables?

harleydall76

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

I got the "I'm sorry we have no one compatible for you" response. So I tried again and totally lied about what I liked and changed everything.

Got another similar response...............gah!

Yay! I'm not the only reject!

I was rejected as well. I think that there are key questions on the survey that you must answer a specific way, otherwise they don't want you there. I think they are questions about religion and political leanings.

Yeah, this would totally explain it then.

txdahl

That makes perfect sense, I think most people read Pagan as Devil Worshipping which would definately not work on a Christian site. :laugh:

PattieCakes23

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

Couldn't they have matched you with one of the other 10% of unmatchables?

That's what I would have done!

jessicae1aine

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

Couldn't they have matched you with one of the other 10% of unmatchables?

Of course not! There's no way us freaks would get along, come on! :P

jkandktmom

I was unmatchable too.

mhankosk

True story:

I once sat down and filled out an E-Harmony dating profile thing, with their bajillion question survey. My results came back that I was one of the 10% of the world that is unmatchable with anyone. So, there's that.

Couldn't they have matched you with one of the other 10% of unmatchables?

Of course not! There's no way us freaks would get along, come on! :P

I mean... you would at least know you have ONE thing in common. :-P

mhankosk

i would love to have a dating or singles section here (other than forums). At least i know the guys here don't want to sit around and eat every waking free moment.

Why do you think we exercise? LOL

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o2bADyer

:laugh:

confettibetti

Yeah, I failed too.

What the hell? I just dont get it...

confettibetti

I was unmatchable too.

Unbelieveable...

ilovemybuggy

Yeah, I failed too.

What the hell? I just dont get it...

why not?!?! lol I think the fact that i've been single since my sons dad and I split up before I found out I was pregnant speaks volumes. I'm doing SOMETHING wrong.

JoyousRen

I got the "we can't help you" response also. The key apparently is all the religion related questions. They are sort of a Christianity oriented site.

I had a friend try it that was definitely Christian, not hardcore but firm believer/active in church, but he got rejected too so it can't be just that.

Mhaney

I filled out eharmony once and got "we aren't looking for people like you right now"