Juice Fast! Excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

billsica
billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.
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  • Gyoza11
    Gyoza11 Posts: 143 Member
    That was freaking hilarious.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    Juice it, yo. Juice it like Lance.
  • Sharyn913
    Sharyn913 Posts: 777 Member
    Yes. JUICE THIS. Post of a video of it too!
  • deadbeatsummer
    deadbeatsummer Posts: 537 Member
    yeah man juice it up!
  • confettibetti
    confettibetti Posts: 405 Member
    Freaking hilarious!!!!!
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    Can you please do this and post a picture of what a big mac juice looks like? PLEASE!
  • knowwhentoshutup
    knowwhentoshutup Posts: 318 Member
    Are you going to ask for extra special sauce for your juice?
  • MrsB724
    MrsB724 Posts: 247
    You almost had me........very, very funny!
  • FITnFIRM4LIFE
    FITnFIRM4LIFE Posts: 818 Member
    LOL! Super size it!
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    Don't forget to throw some ketchup, mustard & pickles in that bish.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    Can you please do this and post a picture of what a big mac juice looks like? PLEASE!

    Please don't, I will throw up.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Don't forget to throw some ketchup, mustard & pickles in that bish.

    please, no mustard...
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Don't forget to throw some ketchup, mustard & pickles in that bish.

    please, no mustard...

    Good idea. Someone on here said it's high in sodium and you don't need that!
  • BabyLeila23
    BabyLeila23 Posts: 410
    haha diet coke for sure
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Don't forget to throw some ketchup, mustard & pickles in that bish.

    please, no mustard...

    Mayo then?
  • Kyrosh
    Kyrosh Posts: 238
    Why don't you get an orange juice at MacD and make a smoothie out of it?
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Yup, just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
  • JPod279
    JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
    I thought the Juice was locked up right now in Nevada for helping rob that guy?
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    You can but you have to make sure you have enough liquid otherwise the cheeseburger will get stuck in outer space.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    zKBKH.gif

    bahahahaha
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!
  • mandypizzle
    mandypizzle Posts: 633 Member
    BAhahahahahaaa!!! JUICE IT man!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Dense is good! I want to be dense! Muscle is denser than fat, which is why it weighs more.

    Also: Do NOT put your soft drink in the blender. Blending that will suddenly let the CO2 out and it'll explode all over everything. (think: Shaking a can then opening it.)
  • Cathcandoo
    Cathcandoo Posts: 107 Member
    Nom, nom, nom.....I'm totally gonna try that - thanks for the great idea, dude!
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    And Soylent Green is people, but Dr. Oz said it's an amazing superfood, so I keep eating it in hopes it will shrink my belly.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I have been stagnate at my weight now for a wile I even stopped counting my calories this week. I'm about to just give up and throw in the towel. I saw a movie were this guy has this juicing machine in the back of his car and just drinks juice made out of regular food.
    So I am planning on starting a juice fast this weekend. I think if I don't start Saturday, I never will. If you don't know, juicing is a great way to loose weight fast.
    I just got invited out to lunch Saturday, and I have to go. Its to McDonalds. Normally I get a big mac, fries and a soda or milk shake.

    My question is, can I juice this? Would the milk shake or soda be a better call? Of course I will get a diet coke if soda, but I feel that keeping some dairy in my diet is important too.

    I don't think people in this thread are being very nice. If you don't have a constructive answer to the question, just move on and don't post.

    Bill, I think all of that is a great idea. Juicing your McD's lunch will allow you to ingest it faster, experience all the taste sensations at once and then leave you extra time to exercise.

    I hope that helped!

    Don't listen to her, she's full of poo. Utterly rediculous. But it will reduce the carbs which turn into sugar which turn into jelly, and we're all made of it.

    There's gelatin in jelly and that's made out of ANIMAL PARTS!!! Don't eat it! It's animal parts! Gelatin is animal parts!

    GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I lost weight on jelly diet!!!

    Well, just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for me.

    You know what I'm sick and tired of people posting advice that they haven't tried, if you want to diss my diet and tell me sugar and carbs don't turn to jelly then that's fine, but we're all here for the exact same reason and this is a place of support, so

    OH MY GOD

    I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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