Get in loser, we're going shopping.

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  • case87
    case87 Posts: 30 Member
    "4 for you, Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco... and none for Gretchen Weiners!" -Mean Girls

    "That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." -Juno
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    "There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness." Kung Fu Panda
    "I coulda bit y'all's heads off, but I didn't! But I coulda." Rio
    (I guess I watch a lot of kids' movies. :tongue: )
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    " Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? '

    bahaha :D

    YES pretty much every line from that movie is awesome!
    I'd like a .. literacola
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "I hope I give you the sh*ts, you f*cking wimp!" - From Dog Soldiers right before a character gets eaten.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    What hump?
  • apedeb09
    apedeb09 Posts: 805 Member
    "Bye Terry!"

    "Yeah whatever Allen, go back inside... BYE SHEILA!"

    "I don't think he heard me... bye Terry"

    "BYE SHEILA! i'll never forget you"


    -the other guys
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    "Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line"



    "you know what I like about high school girls ?.......I get older and they stay the same age"


    I love dazed and confused , one of my all time favorites.
  • Joyfuldadzie
    Joyfuldadzie Posts: 6 Member
    The taunting of a wench is good sport!

    -Pirate
  • chrissy10taylor
    chrissy10taylor Posts: 127
    "Do you like cheese? Why yes I do. My favourite's gouda." ......... She's the man!
  • chrissy10taylor
    chrissy10taylor Posts: 127
    "Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

    We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

    Is that about right?

    We're dealing with a lot of ****"

    Bull Durham
  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
    "He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARTASS!"

    -Mike Myers as his own Scottish father in So I Married An Axe Murderer, explaining why Colonel Sanders is a member of a secret society that rules the world...

    "heeeeeeeeeeeeed! move!!!!!!!!!!" LOL! I have a Scottish uncle just like him.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRmLGYSc0XQ
  • amanda_ataraxia
    amanda_ataraxia Posts: 400 Member
    "you mean like the backseat of a volkswagon?"

    and

    "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"



    Mallrats really does have some of the very best one liners. Kevin Smith in general, does.
    My favorite Kevin Smith movie, by far!
  • jfoster85
    jfoster85 Posts: 90 Member
    You have just made my DH's day! He is obsessed with that movie!
    " Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE? '

    bahaha :D
  • redscylla
    redscylla Posts: 211 Member
    Oh, he's got to have his dip-tet. Otherwise he'll get lockjaw and night vision.
  • RafterRattler
    RafterRattler Posts: 35
    *deleted*....guess I misunderstood the assignment.
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    "Aren't you going to open your present?"
    "If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset!"
  • ellieranc
    ellieranc Posts: 32 Member
    "I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice. "
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    Nobody puts Baby in the corner!!!!

    **sigh**
  • adsumodo
    adsumodo Posts: 38
    Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of...penguins.So it's kind of a family emergency, so come back later? Okay? Bye!

    (Better Off Dead)
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    You can't just ask someone why they're white!

    It's like they have ESPN, or something.


    "We're going to need considerably bigger buns." - Calendar Girls

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