Whatcha got in that box?

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UNTOLDSMILE
UNTOLDSMILE Posts: 150 Member
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It's slow here tonight so I am going to have some fun....okay it's a way to waste time. Fun is completely and entirely in the eyes of the beholder. So here we go:

A old man hands you a box and tells you that inside the box is a special item and that using this item will bring you great joy. Excitement shines through you like a girl scout who just made the big sale. You rush home and throw the box on the table. You open the box slowly ( you know...drama and such) and are quickly filled with disappointment. It seems that the old man lied to you.

So my question to you is,"Whatcha got in that box?"
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    A gift card for a 1988 encyclepedia set.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    a pair of wrinkly old grapes....hahaha
  • UNTOLDSMILE
    UNTOLDSMILE Posts: 150 Member
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    LOL! Ya, none of those sound good.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    a pair of wrinkly old grapes....hahaha

    He didn't say he was a Eunich. :-P
  • idaman76
    idaman76 Posts: 40
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    recipe for cookies and you just started a 30 day sugar free
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
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    A picture of the old man's junk.
  • angel823
    angel823 Posts: 190 Member
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    A smaller box
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    A picture of his wifes junk.
  • angel823
    angel823 Posts: 190 Member
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    recipe for cookies and you just started a 30 day sugar free

    Hahahahahaha:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    A picture of the old man's junk.

    i like old man junk....hahaha like old bicycles and stuff!!!
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
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    A Twinkie from the 20's...........mint condition
  • vfnmoody
    vfnmoody Posts: 271 Member
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    Plane tickets to Moose Jaw Saskatchewan.
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
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    Season tickets for the New York Yankees.
  • UNTOLDSMILE
    UNTOLDSMILE Posts: 150 Member
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    There's a lot of weeeeird stuff in those boxes lol
  • _JR_
    _JR_ Posts: 830 Member
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    his poop
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    a love note from my ex
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    A picture of his wifes junk.

    so we get to see pics of her old flower pots and knitting needles.
  • jammet80
    jammet80 Posts: 96 Member
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    Mitt Romney's autographed photo
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    A giant mutated centipede.
  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
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    the last box I got in the mail had adult toys in it - my neighbor came over from across the way to warn me of rain (not a cloud in the sky, nosy-poo!)..and I had just gotten home from work so was mostly undress and had to scramble to answer the door LOL.

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