Looking for SSRGFU to support me...

robin52077

Hello, my name is Robin and my friends list is full of sarcastic *kitten* who like to put people down and only post farcical and whimsical threads. They are not seriously supporting me. I need sunshine blown up my *kitten* on a daily basis.

So, if you are a Special Snowflake Riding a Glitter Farting Unicorn (SSRGFU), please join me in my quest to eat 800 calories a day while curling 5 pound pink dumbbells and whining about too much muscle making me look bulky.

ImKindOfABigDeal40

Wow! Even the farts are multi-colored! Can I join?

Lizzy_Sunflower

Yet another reminder why I love you so...



Teeheehee

pastryari

I think I just fell in love. Friend request sent.

Sidesteal

Excellent thread. Lets get naked.

pastryari

Excellent thread. Lets get naked.

Once again, this is why you are allowed on my FL.
*strips*

IronmanPanda

I ride a glitter farting T-Rex. Can I still play?

Capt_Apollo

I think I just fell in love. Friend request sent.

SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

robin52077

I ride a glitter farting T-Rex. Can I still play?

that is even more badass...you are most welcome

robin52077

I think I just fell in love. Friend request sent.

SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes I am baby! muah!

ImKindOfABigDeal40

I think I just fell in love. Friend request sent.

SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw her first

pastryari

I think I just fell in love. Friend request sent.

SHE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we share? I'm really good at sharing.

Nerdy_Rose

Listen, I don't RIDE one, I've BEEN a glitter farting unicorn for years before joining MFP.

stubbysticks

Excellent. I hereby pledge to postly hourly messages on your profile proclaiming the evils of carbs & the magical weight loss powers of Raspberry Ketones & Shakeology.

IronmanPanda

Wait a gosh darn second... Will there be pooper play?

CDeRuyter

Smoke blowing will be effusive.

Capt_Apollo

Excellent thread. Lets get naked.

Once again, this is why you are allowed on my FL.
*strips*

adini749, i kinda want to send you a friend request, but i try not to send friend requests based solely on looks.


eh, who am i kidding?? i always send them out based on looks!!

MrsWilsoncroft

Lmao love it x

usmcmp

I don't quite fit your standards, will this work anyway?

ChrisStoney

haha you might be crazy, but since you are from Maine you get a pass..... unless you threaten the President...

MissShancey

i cant find pink weights larger then one pound... can u borrow yours?

harlanJEN

Excellent. I hereby pledge to postly hourly messages on your profile proclaiming the evils of carbs & the magical weight loss powers of Raspberry Ketones & Shakeology.

Don't forget the goat urine drops ..... VERY helpful. Especially when you get bloated from the 800 cals ..takes the edge right off

harlanJEN

Excellent thread. Lets get naked.

Naked?? Ohhh no. lifting weights has made me bulky. I couldn't possibly show skin .

onedayillbeamilf

Is the glitter scratchy?

tigersword

Glitter farting unicorns eat organic lettuce grown under the sunshine reflected off a tropical rainbow.

And now it's come full circle.

ImKindOfABigDeal40

Is the glitter scratchy?

I don't know but I heard if you sit on the unicorn long enough, you will magically get a gap between your thighs. No lie!

robin52077

Is the glitter scratchy?

it DOES chafe their assholes on the way out, but they use fish oil suppositories to soothe that.

I need a stablehand on staff to insert those. Will you volunteer?

maurierose

Hello, my name is Robin and my friends list is full of sarcastic *kitten* who like to put people down and only post farcical and whimsical threads. They are not seriously supporting me. I need sunshine blown up my *kitten* on a daily basis.

So, if you are a Special Snowflake Riding a Glitter Farting Unicorn (SSRGFU), please join me in my quest to eat 800 calories a day while curling 5 pound pink dumbbells and whining about too much muscle making me look bulky.

Yeah, um, sorry I can't help you. I don't know how to blow sunshine anywhere..... snowflakes melt, if a unicorn farted, I'd think he ate a bigmac and fries, and you only ate 799 calories today so you can NOT be my friend. That one calorie makes a difference, DUH. As for your 5 lb pink dumbbells, mine are PURPLE, and they're 5 lb SMARTbells. I can't curl mine, every time I get the curling iron around em, the neoprene burns and sets off the smoke alarms.... so I think you're lying about being able to curl yours. What up, chicka? *gangsta pose* LIES, they're ALL LIES!!

*smirks*



We love you too. :drinker:

DeeDel32

Did Dr.Oz approve this message? He had an episode about Unicorns last. Apparently if you eat them (with chia seeof course) you'll become immortal and never get fat.

Must be true, he is a doctor after all.

LiftBigtoGetFit

I think I'm a little afraid of unicorns........

robin52077

I think I'm a little afraid of unicorns........

I have seen that and can't remember what show it was from...was it Supernatural?