Tequila Christmas Cookies ;-)

cmriverside
cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
edited September 20 in Chit-Chat
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies (sub your favorite Tequila)

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Tequila


Sample the Tequila to check quality.
Take out a large bowl, check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.


Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Tequila is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.


If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Tequila and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !


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Replies

  • KimberlyKurtz
    KimberlyKurtz Posts: 287
    :drinker: That was funny!
  • singcoz528
    singcoz528 Posts: 154
    hahahahaha! I think i need to make these cookies!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    tis the season :wink:
  • Kait_liiin
    Kait_liiin Posts: 31 Member
    haha! :)
  • msarro
    msarro Posts: 2,748 Member
    This is the best. recipe. ever.
  • Nikki143
    Nikki143 Posts: 491 Member
    LMAOOOOO!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    OMG.................that was friggin funny!!
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Love it!!!!!!!!!!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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  • Gogo
    Gogo Posts: 9,942 Member
    That was fricking hilarious!! I NEED to make these...........:laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
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  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    It's five o'clock somewhere......................


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  • stephcheers
    stephcheers Posts: 105
    I :heart: Tequila
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    :laugh:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    this is SO me on tokillya

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  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    this is SO me on tokillya

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    this is me on tequila--
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    that's why I can't touch the stuff-- :wink:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    this is SO me on tokillya

    t0321.gif

    this is me on tequila--
    jealous.gif

    that's why I can't touch the stuff-- :wink:


    Oh!!! Me too, M. But I just learned to stop after a couple.....or not go out......perv.gif
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    this is SO me on tokillya

    t0321.gif

    this is me on tequila--
    jealous.gif

    that's why I can't touch the stuff-- :wink:


    Oh!!! Me too, M. But I just learned to stop after a couple.....or not go out......perv.gif

    I'm a cheap date, Cheryl-- what can I say-- doesn't take much more than one.
  • keiko
    keiko Posts: 2,919 Member
    this is my second year of not making cookies for everyone, I might try these though!:laugh: I'm sure everyone on my cookie list will enjoy them if I invite them over to help.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    Hi, keiko.

    Good for you for not making them anymore!!

    Yep. You need to drink lots o' tokillya if you're stuck making Christmas cookies. I always give mine away (the ones people make and give to me.)

    Why do people still make them? And then beyotch about how long it takes, how much it costs, how no one appreciates the cookies etc?

    Here's a new idea. c41075c0c77a5616502937db90ec8a26.gif Don't make cookies. Everyone wins!

    Just drink the tokillya. :devil: WIN / WIN
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