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  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
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    Have to see the apron first...

    will this be okay?

    Gregg-Homme-Kilt-2.jpg

    I guess sexy is subjective because this doesn't do it for me LOL
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    My bed needs to be made :wink:
  • Anastasia0511
    Anastasia0511 Posts: 372 Member
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    Ah boredom...
    I got you on this one...
    Enjoy!

    - Write a novel like 50 Shades of Gray. We will buy it I promise!

    - Do everything all day like you were a robot. Move only at joints and kinda jerk at each little adustment.

    - Youtube karaoke at the top of your lungs. Your throat should be raspy sounding by the time she gets home. She will love it.

    - Turn the kids science kit from Toys R Us into a mini meth lab and make some change on the side.

    - Learn to play the drums using the pots and pans and a pair of shish kebob sticks

    - Prank calls. (Call me! Call me!)

    - Draw a still life picture and color it with things you find in the apartment...lipstick...eye shadow... food coloring...pepto...

    - Repeat a random word over and over until you aren't even sure it is a real word anymore. (Note: Don't pick your own name. Brr This one brings back scary memories for me.)

    Give me a shout when you are done with these. I have a billion you can try.

    Hahaha you're awesome :D
  • LosingWeight4Good
    LosingWeight4Good Posts: 156 Member
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    Hahaha you're awesome :D

    Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! x ba dum bum x
  • Anastasia0511
    Anastasia0511 Posts: 372 Member
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    Hahaha you're awesome :D
    Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! x ba dum bum x

    Seriously, your post was so full of awesome lol and was the best thing I read online here all day yesterday.

    Edited to take my damn reply out of the quite brackets lol.
  • californiagirl2012
    californiagirl2012 Posts: 2,625 Member
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    LOL how does one get bored??? My man is never bored, I am never bored, in fact for both of us there is just not enough time in the day. Maybe it happens when you get older like us and you realize your life is not long enough to accomplish all of your dreams.

    Good luck! :)
  • Anastasia0511
    Anastasia0511 Posts: 372 Member
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    Hey OP if you are bored why don't you go check out Californiagirl2012 pictures... and not in a sick way either lol.

    Damn lady you look fabulousss and are lying about your age! :D
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    Audiosurf
  • SingeSange
    SingeSange Posts: 98 Member
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    Dishes and laundry. I'm told women love that ish.

    LOL. So very, very true!!
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
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    Dishes and laundry. I'm told women love that ish.

    I prefer a man that vacuums or mops the floor, personally.Or gives a good back massage.
  • purpleblaze
    purpleblaze Posts: 90
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    ...if i was a man and home alone i would play with my wanger, men just dont do housework like women do...its always half-assed, in my experience...i prefer to do it myself actually :)
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
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    ...if i was a man and home alone i would play with my wanger, men just dont do housework like women do...its always half-assed, in my experience...i prefer to do it myself actually :)
    Sadly, my husband often cleans better than I do. But I look cuter in a dress than he does, so it's OK.
  • iamihobo
    iamihobo Posts: 232 Member
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    this is cute that you had no clue lol

    :]
  • ingalynn
    ingalynn Posts: 136 Member
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    All this talk about cleaning :noway:

    I think he's looking to get a little dirty :wink:
  • Julz2586
    Julz2586 Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Bored man at home....besides working out...what would you suggest for him to do??


    you can message me!!

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