They see me munchin, they hatin

sparklelioness

Cajoling! They tryna stop me eatin dirty
Look at me i'm eatin dirty
Tryna stop me eatin dirty
My plate is so full, they sneakin
Tryna peek so they can catch me eating dirty
Tryna stop me eatin dirty
Look at me i'm eatin dirty
Look at me i'm eatin dirty...

Food police wanna see me eat clean
Wanna see my body like a machine
They wanna know do i chalean extreme
Is that an m&m or a kidney bean

There on my plate, and is that some cola
Hey, you know you aint sposed to drink soda!
Yeah i know that, i aint crazy
But if its mashed potatoes gotta have my gravy
And maybe after i'll get onthe elliptical
I'm so gangsta you know i'm quick to pull
Out my fat free ranch at the restuarant
I'm gettin fit and aint afraid to flaunt

My brand new curves, yeah i'm walkin slow
And i'm lookin so good your eyes gotta follow
My heels are high and my neckline's low
And hidden in my purse-a bag of marshmallows!

They see me munchin,
They hatin
Conversatin while they tryna catch me eatin dirty
Tryna catch me eatin dirty
Tryna catch me eatin dirty
Tryna catch me eatin dirty.....


I been drinkin protein and lifting slow and controlled man
Gotta stay focused and on the program
Oh man is that a plate of donuts
Think i'm gonna go nuts
Go back to havin fo' butts
And thirteen chins cos this is how it begins
I got a big bag of pork cracklins
A can of pringles no more wheat thins
A triple x shirt will hide all my sins

I cant think that way tho more than a day tho
Whoops i slipped and done dropped my halo
Just pick it up and put it right back on
I'll do a nice long run and those calories gone

No a little slipup wont make me give up
Get back on the horse and tell that nag to giddyup
Get out my dvd and do the 30 day shred
And no It doesnt matter that my arms are dead


They see me eatin, they peekin
Takin turns tryna see if i'm eatin dirty
Tryna catch me eatin dirty
Trya catch me eatin dirty
Tryna catch me eatin dirty...

Mint chip ice cream oh
I tried to let it go
But i couldnt do that so now i just say no
To a great big bowl filled with one whole pint
I just have a few bites and i'm good for the night
I eat lotsa fish and those leafy greens
Yes i'm a big greens fan if you know what i mean

All my old friends see my new attitude
And they wonder why i'm in such a great mood
Well besides from just being a positive gal
I made a change in my life with My Fitness Pal
I finally got a handle on this thing called food
And i use exercise to regulate my mood
MFP's got me eatin clean
A weight loss machine
Got the body of my dreams....

Are those some jellybeans?




thanks for reading and hopefully it goes without saying that the lyrics are lighthearted and not meant to be taken seriously

katamus

This cracked me the eff up. Thank you.

WendyTerry420

That's awesome! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ilovemybuggy

hahah I this

DMZ_1

Very nice!

sparklelioness

Hehe, glad you liked.

incisron

I know this is old, but wow. The skillz.

LittleLionHeart1

I have your marshmellows in my purse now
Your mint chip in my freezer now
And yeah, I'm a little like a cow
Yes they are jellybeans
I don have the body of my dreams
And its makin me mean
But soon I will be the lean machine

"And thirteen chins cos this is how it begins"