*screams*

LadyIvysMom

Dear nasty man sitting down the row from me, hacking up phlegm every 5 seconds:

You clearly have some sort of throat disease that I don't particularly want to catch. Seriously, either seek medical attention or stop clearing your throat every 5 seconds or I'ma come over there and just start pelting you with lozenges. You are disgusting and you are making it impossible for anyone to get any work done.

Without warm regards,

all of your coworkers

taylor5877

*farts*

MissyMissy18

*farts*

perfection

leomom72

well go tell him then, not us..we aren't him

MonicaT1972

Try having one of those on the treadmill next to you at the gym!!!

stacey5971

we have one of those. they have to move her around alot so new people get annoyed by her. its wonderful.

nikinyx6

Dear nasty man sitting down the row from me, hacking up phlegm every 5 seconds:

You clearly have some sort of throat disease that I don't particularly want to catch. Seriously, either seek medical attention or stop clearing your throat every 5 seconds or I'ma come over there and just start pelting you with lozenges. You are disgusting and you are making it impossible for anyone to get any work done.

Without warm regards,

all of your coworkers

are you in my office? Is phlegmy guys name Dale?

rextcat

chest cold, not that nasty, now if he say "messed his drawers" and isnt takeing care of it then yeah nasty.

hiker359

Good thing you don't sit next to me. I haven't showered or put on deodorant for at least 3 weeks. And I workout twice a day.

tnrown87

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Dear nasty man sitting down the row from me, hacking up phlegm every 5 seconds:

You clearly have some sort of throat disease that I don't particularly want to catch. Seriously, either seek medical attention or stop clearing your throat every 5 seconds or I'ma come over there and just start pelting you with lozenges. You are disgusting and you are making it impossible for anyone to get any work done.

Without warm regards,

all of your coworkers

are you in my office? Is phlegmy guys name Dale?

haha love it. I hate people like Dale

taylor5877

Good thing you don't sit next to me. I haven't showered or put on deodorant for at least 3 weeks. And I workout twice a day.

S1NN3R

I used to work with a guy who didn't wear deoderant and worked inside hot trailers. It was pretty gross...even more gross was him leaning over my shoulder while sweating and stinky. *gag*

TinaDay1114

At least you don't share an office space with a 23-year old web guy who doesn't shower OR wash his clothes, and then farts in his cube when people leave to go potty or get lunch. :noway: :noway: We just call him "THE FUNK." Gads.

TinaDay1114

Hey, I wanna work at THAT PLACE. :laugh: :laugh:

_the_feniks_

Just to be on the safe side, go have yourself checked for TB.

chivalryder

LadyIvysMom

No, it's not Dale. But it's clearly Dale's evil twin.

I think this guy should get together with the 47 year old woman we used to have who spent her days (on the phone with clients) popping bubble gum like an angsty tweenage girl...

Nessiechickie

Cough every time he does... lol :bigsmile:

Zylahe

At least he's not sitting right behind you on the bus,
An coughing / sneezing onto your neck.

Now that is wrong