Now I completely adore men but.....

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  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Ohmygod. My exhusband was 6'1'' and over 350 pounds and he was the absolute world's biggest crybaby when he was sick. If he had a headache it was "I HAVE A TUMOR!" If he had the sniffles it was "I HAVE LUNG CANCER."
  • OMG. No kidding.

    My husband gets the occasional migraine. This weekend he woke up recovering from one. He was squinty eyed due to the migraine causing light sensitivity and was going to drive to the store to pick up his snacks for work. I told him to get his butt back to bed till he was better and that I'd go get his snacks. :P
  • TheNewLeslie
    TheNewLeslie Posts: 44 Member
    Hahaha.
    My husband gets a cold, and gets SO dramatic.
    He even sticks tissues up his nose.
    He says its so it catches the boogers before they run.
    I say he looks like an idiot.
    I mean, cmon! White peices of tissue hanging out of his nostrils!

    Are our husbands the same man????
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Its funny, what you aldies are describing that happens to men once or twice a year seems to happen every 30 days to ladies.

    *ducks behind wall
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Its funny, what you aldies are describing that happens to men once or twice a year seems to happen every 30 days to ladies.

    *ducks behind wall
    Oh c'mon, now you're just asking for that third strike.
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
    Its funny, what you aldies are describing that happens to men once or twice a year seems to happen every 30 days to ladies.

    *ducks behind wall

    *Jumps in front of the bullets.

    You have to save those willing to speak the truth.
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    Some of us get sick and have no choice to carry on working and looking after kids and cleaning and washing clothes and shopping the many little things women (not all women, but since we're throwing generalisations about like confetti) moan about and claim a man cant do.

    Some of us get things done.

    :flowerforyou:
    How you doin?
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  • smhammons
    smhammons Posts: 115 Member
    I do not get sick much.... but when I do my wife is going to be sicker than me. GO FIGURE!!!!!
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    Some of us get sick and have no choice to carry on working and looking after kids and cleaning and washing clothes and shopping the many little things women (not all women, but since we're throwing generalisations about like confetti) moan about and claim a man cant do.

    Some of us get things done.

    Nice one, Dude. U da man
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    Some of us get sick and have no choice to carry on working and looking after kids and cleaning and washing clothes and shopping the many little things women (not all women, but since we're throwing generalisations about like confetti) moan about and claim a man cant do.

    Some of us get things done.

    Yes some men do these things, but I can honestly say when my husband is sick I have to take off from work because he acts like he is dying and kids gotta be taken care of. If I am sick, I still have to work and take care of the kids and house lol.
  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
    Hahaha.
    My husband gets a cold, and gets SO dramatic.
    He even sticks tissues up his nose.
    He says its so it catches the boogers before they run.
    I say he looks like an idiot.
    I mean, cmon! White peices of tissue hanging out of his nostrils!

    UGH, my boyfriend does the same thing! He whines and whines and wants me to take care of him and every little thing in his life for those few days he's sick. YET, when I was having a course of several surgeries to take care of my cervical cancer, HE MADE ME DRIVE MYSELF!

    yeah, that was the last straw. now he gets sick and i have impromptu girls' nights. f**k him.
  • TheFitHooker
    TheFitHooker Posts: 3,357 Member
    Its funny, what you aldies are describing that happens to men once or twice a year seems to happen every 30 days to ladies.

    *ducks behind wall

    A woman on her monthly is like a guy being kicked in the balls for a few days straight. That is the best way to explain that one. It doesn't matter though, I still have to do all the chores and go to work. I have PMDD I do not get just PMS, and yet I still have to work and take care of everything, it's no excuse here.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Nickelback


    :laugh: TRUTH
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    A hurt man
  • MissyMissy18
    MissyMissy18 Posts: 315 Member
    My dude whines when he doesnt feel good, but I whine about everything else under the sun so I give him a pass :bigsmile:
  • Nickelback

    WINNER

    Bahahahaha! :laugh:

    THIS IS A HUGE ONGOING DISCUSSION IN MY OFFICE... has been for the past few years. No one can give me a legit answer as to why so many people despise Nickelback!!! Anyone??
  • MoiraCunningham
    MoiraCunningham Posts: 11 Member
    Alas...the dreaded man cold!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    Oh goodness. My bf is like that with his stomachaches and headaches. Never witnessed him sick though. I'm sure it'll happen eventually and wouldn't surprise me if he acts like some of the other men in here..
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    What is worse than a sick man? haha!

    A British Royal man in Vegas?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Nickelback

    WINNER

    Bahahahaha! :laugh:

    THIS IS A HUGE ONGOING DISCUSSION IN MY OFFICE... has been for the past few years. No one can give me a legit answer as to why so many people despise Nickelback!!! Anyone??
    Well, it's awful music. And all of their songs sound the same.
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    :smile: I know! They're SO whiny when they are sick. But, I love them anyways.

    Where as women are just whiny. Period.
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Its funny, what you ladies are describing that happens to men once or twice a year seems to happen every 30 days to ladies.

    *ducks behind wall

    Can you bleed for 7 days strait and still hit the gym?
  • Matt_Wild
    Matt_Wild Posts: 2,673 Member
    Its funny, what you ladies are describing that happens to men once or twice a year seems to happen every 30 days to ladies.

    *ducks behind wall

    Can you bleed for 7 days strait and still hit the gym?

    You'd think therefore you'd get used to it? We do ;)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    :smile: I know! They're SO whiny when they are sick. But, I love them anyways.

    Where as women are just whiny. Period.

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  • _AllieCat_
    _AllieCat_ Posts: 515 Member
    Nickelback
    Justin Bieber

    Nicki Manaj
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    AIDS
    Herpes
    Pineapple on pizza
    Hippies
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Nickelback
    Justin Bieber

    Nicki Manaj

    Cher Lloyd.
    (I want you back, I want you back, I want you back. UHH!) :tongue:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    AIDS
    Herpes
    Pineapple on pizza
    Hippies

    Pineapple on pizza is delicious.
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Nickelback

    WINNER

    Bahahahaha! :laugh:

    THIS IS A HUGE ONGOING DISCUSSION IN MY OFFICE... has been for the past few years. No one can give me a legit answer as to why so many people despise Nickelback!!! Anyone??

    That awful whiny song "Lips of an Angel".
  • don666car
    don666car Posts: 167 Member
    Some of us get sick and have no choice to carry on working and looking after kids and cleaning and washing clothes and shopping the many little things women (not all women, but since we're throwing generalisations about like confetti) moan about and claim a man cant do.

    Some of us get things done.