Tuesday night Food Poetry thread

oregonzoo

Oh wheat thins, oh wheat thins
perfect in balance of sweet wheat and salty salt
I buy a box of you at costco
And POOF!
Oh wheat thins, oh wheat thins
Just where did you go

Jules2Be

Oh Caramello,
All your sweet sticky goodness
Just melts on my tongue.

ValerieMartini2Olives

Beans, beans
The musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
Beans, beans
They're good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart.

Nerdy_Rose

pie, how I love thee
two hot dogs for a dollar
velociraptor.

Kityngirl

High protein cinnamon cereal, you were supposed to be a snack.
Floating gently in the milk and gently lapping against the bowl.
Strangely, you grew and went on the attack.
Filling my stomach and the depths of my soul.

LauraMacNCheese

Roses are red...
Bacon is red...
Poems are hard...
Bacon.

Lesley2901

I love chocolate, sweets and cake,
Anything that you can bake
I would eat these in large a large amount,
If they did not blow my calorie count!

Claire594

Oreos are evil
eating them's a sin
But sins are forgiven
so dive right in

Lone_Wolf70

ice cream.....
chocolate and vanilla
always good, but notthe trilla
nothing as fancy as mint chocolate chip
gets me going to much i get a little drip

valeriebpdx

Hass Avocado
Juanita's tortilla chips
You are damn tasty

AtticusFinch

SPAM



,

Spam





SPAM!
Wonderful



Beautiful



Lovely



Spam, spam, spam, spam,
Spam, spam, spam, spam

SPAM

(bloody Vikings)



:drinker:

heroyalslimness

Kathy had some french fries
heroyalslimness ate the WHOLE bunch:bigsmile:
Kathy said to heroyalslimnees:noway:

You ATE my whole LUNCH :grumble:

Goodbye french fries, goodbye french fries, good-bye french fries
We're sad to see you go :sad:

deeharley

Roses are red...
Bacon is red...
Poems are hard...
Bacon.

I was gonna post this one - my fave.

lachesissss

An open letter to Bacon,
Dear Bacon,
I liked you before you were on Epic Meal Time,
I appreciated your savory, salty, fattyness,
I coveted your crunchy, crispy, meatyness,
I think you're divine,
I wish you were always mine,
I think one day I will find a tofu substitute to ease my mind,
But I will always long for days of yore,
When I would stroke your package,
And think fondly of more,
Because I will never be able to say,
That I always loved you once,
But nevermore.
So tofu bacon,
GTFO my door.
Bacon, my love,
Forevermore.

purpleblaze

An open letter to Bacon,
Dear Bacon,
I liked you before you were on Epic Meal Time,
I appreciated your savory, salty, fattyness,
I coveted your crunchy, crispy, meatyness,
I think you're divine,
I wish you were always mine,
I think one day I will find a tofu substitute to ease my mind,
But I will always long for days of yore,
When I would stroke your package,
And think fondly of more,
Because I will never be able to say,
That I always loved you once,
But nevermore.
So tofu bacon,
GTFO my door.
Bacon, my love,
Forevermore.

I LOVE Bacon! great poem!! just finished a bacon and egg sandwhich too