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  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Can we say "Gib slap"? (for all you NCIS fans..you know what im talking about) :devil:

    I LOVE GIBS!!! AND ABBY.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    It's the equivalent of pulling a girl's pigtails in the playground and then running off as fast as your little legs can carry you...

    does sound like it
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Next time you see him comment that his sex change looks like it is going well...

    Perfect :laugh:
  • frando
    frando Posts: 583 Member
    So one of my coworkers just came in right now and we were discussing my paper work. Then, he asked me if I had stopped going to the gym cuz it looks like I'm gaining weight. How is that even possible? I weigh less than when I originally started MFP and I've been doing insanity. So far my results are that I've lost an inch everywhere except I didn't lose in my arms and I lost half an inch in my hips so how do I look bigger? UGH!

    Pay not attention, you get *kitten* wholes in every work place, but you've got yourself a douchey one.

    As long as you know you've made progress, screw him!!
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    Next time you see him comment that his sex change looks like it is going well...

    You are awesome!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    Was he joking with you in a weird awkward way? When I was younger my uncle used to make fun of me relentlessly in public calling me fat, he thought it was so funny because I was so thin. It wasn't funny. And it made all the spectators extremely uncomfortable.
  • joseph9
    joseph9 Posts: 328 Member
    Sounds like game to me.
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    That's when I usually say.. "No, I haven't gotten bigger.. you are just the scrawniest man I've ever seen".. then laugh and say.. "just kidding.. maybe".
  • jericamom
    jericamom Posts: 49 Member
    Wait! You left out the part where you repeatedly rammed his head into the nearest vending machine then put him in a figure 4! Tell the story in its entirety! XD


    :flowerforyou:
  • DIYmomma
    DIYmomma Posts: 74 Member
    You should of took your shoe off right then and there and hit him across the head..

    ive done this before, it works wonders as an attitude adjustment tool! :P
  • cristeberga
    cristeberga Posts: 251 Member
    Your doing Insanity? Just kick his butt!

    Love this!! :laugh:
  • MamaKeeks
    MamaKeeks Posts: 234
    He wants to hit it.

    It's the equivalent of pulling a girl's pigtails in the playground and then running off as fast as your little legs can carry you...

    Honestly, I don't know what is wrong with some men these days. It's far easier to say "Hey, let's go grab a drink after work."

    THIS^^ all this!

    edited to say - note that the it's the guys on here telling you this!
  • soehlerking
    soehlerking Posts: 589 Member
    He wants to hit it.

    It's the equivalent of pulling a girl's pigtails in the playground and then running off as fast as your little legs can carry you...

    YUP. But I'd punch him in the throat anyway for daring to comment on my fatass.
  • Growtinymusclesgrow
    Growtinymusclesgrow Posts: 152 Member
    Should of just chuckled and then kicked him in his junk! If that is his way to say, "Hey, lets go grab a drink after work", I would then kick him in his junk again. Nothing worse than dudes giving us other dudes a bad name (we typically can handle that ourselves). Don't sweat him...sounds like he is about 15!
  • 2012asv
    2012asv Posts: 702 Member
    Hmmmm. If your cool with him I'd tell him to piss off and not take it to heart. He could've just been messing around.

    that was my first reaction too. My guy friends and I talk crap to eachother a lot.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    "Yes sir, and thanks for the reminder about my weight gain. Also, I can't help but notice that the bulge in the front of your pants is basically non-existant. It looks like it's actually in indent of some sort, like it goes IN. Do you have trouble urinating with this condition? What does your wife think when you try to offer her that little scrap?"
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
    He wants to hit it.

    It's the equivalent of pulling a girl's pigtails in the playground and then running off as fast as your little legs can carry you...

    Honestly, I don't know what is wrong with some men these days. It's far easier to say "Hey, let's go grab a drink after work."

    ^this

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