Please don't read this...

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  • MinMin97
    MinMin97 Posts: 2,674 Member
    I just can't help myself...I see don't and I have to disobey!! ;)
    You are very obedient!
  • specialkyc
    specialkyc Posts: 384 Member
    I read it but I didn't inhale.

    WIN!!!:laugh: :drinker:
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    I'm illiterate...thought it said "Please don't eat this"!
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    I just can't help myself...I see don't and I have to disobey!! ;)

    you thought I wouldn't find you disobeying your behind will be red tomorrow

    Catch me if you can :devil:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I read it but I didn't inhale.
    Nice.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Nobody tells me what to do, I'll do whatever the hell I please!!!!
    Rawr.
  • Briteblu
    Briteblu Posts: 71
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
    I've long suspected that no one actually reads these strings.
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    It's about time you wrote something short and to the point :tongue:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    It's about time you wrote something short and to the point :tongue:
    I'm growing on you. Admit it.
  • Briteblu
    Briteblu Posts: 71
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
    I've long suspected that no one actually reads these strings.

    Apparently...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
    I've long suspected that no one actually reads these strings.

    Apparently...
    Clearly.
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
    I've long suspected that no one actually reads these strings.

    Apparently...
    Clearly.
    How long is this piece of string?
  • b1delane
    b1delane Posts: 261 Member
    obviously I don't like being told not to do something....I clicked the tab w/o regret and I'll do it again...Rules were made to be broken right?
  • b1delane
    b1delane Posts: 261 Member
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
    I've long suspected that no one actually reads these strings.

    Apparently...
    Clearly.
    How long is this piece of string?

    btw I noticed this string too and now I adding to it...let's see how long it last!
  • joveen86
    joveen86 Posts: 121 Member
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
    I've long suspected that no one actually reads these strings.

    Apparently...
    Clearly.
    How long is this piece of string?

    btw I noticed this string too and now I adding to it...let's see how long it last!

    I seriously should stop wasting my time and get some sleep. Why am I awake??
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    Can you use the word in a sentence?
  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
    This is still going lol?!?! :noway:
    I've long suspected that no one actually reads these strings.

    Apparently...
    Clearly.
    How long is this piece of string?

    btw I noticed this string too and now I adding to it...let's see how long it last!

    I seriously should stop wasting my time and get some sleep. Why am I awake??

    *yawn*
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    yr rwf i yn cysgu
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Given that I haven't read the entire thread, I thought I'd take the opportunity to post some Tim Vine jokes:

    Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

    Velcro: what a rip-off.

    So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

    So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

    You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

    I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

    You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

    I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

    So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"

    Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

    So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'

    So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

    I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

    I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Well, if you think about it the title of the thread actually reads "please read me". I mean, why else would it be posted on a public forum. So, on contrary to all of the posts saying what rebels we all are I think everyone here is actually brilliant at following instructions :wink:
  • Off10h8ed
    Off10h8ed Posts: 282 Member
    I failed.
  • lkcuts
    lkcuts Posts: 224
    Your Honor, I was out of town when it happened!
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Well, if you think about it the title of the thread actually reads "please read me". I mean, why else would it be posted on a public forum. So, on contrary to all of the posts saying what rebels we all are I think everyone here is actually brilliant at following instructions :wink:
    It clearly says "Please don't read this..." I know, because I wrote it. ;)
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    Gosh! You can remember that far back?
  • blakejohn
    blakejohn Posts: 1,129 Member
    at this point is it's not the village idiot being made fun of but the village Idiot making fun of the village
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    and the village joining in the fun
  • froheadedyeti
    froheadedyeti Posts: 9
    From you, ok?? I learned it from watching you!!!
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Well, if you think about it the title of the thread actually reads "please read me". I mean, why else would it be posted on a public forum. So, on contrary to all of the posts saying what rebels we all are I think everyone here is actually brilliant at following instructions :wink:
    It clearly says "Please don't read this..." I know, because I wrote it. ;)

    Think you missed my point ;)
  • kennacoconut
    kennacoconut Posts: 62 Member
    In high school all of my posts entitled "don't read this" usually had something to do with me wishing someone would read it =] I took the bait.

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