Firefly quotes

SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
What are your favorite Firefly quotes?

Mine would have to be

"Do you know what the chain of command is? Its the chain I go get and beat you with til you understand who's in ruttin' command"
-Jayne Cobb


  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    I'll be in my bunk.
  • MrsSausage58
    MrsSausage58 Posts: 143 Member
    Jayne: Testing. Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
    Mal: I'm standing right here.
    Jayne: You're coming through good and loud.
    Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.


    Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
  • 111orBust
    111orBust Posts: 41
    Capt. Mal: "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!"

    Wash: "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
    Zoe: "We live in a spaceship, dear." :laugh:

    I went to the Firefly reunion panel at SDCC last year - it was emotional :cry:
  • Shari325
    Shari325 Posts: 196 Member
    Oooo...There are so many...

    Wash to Jayne after receiving "the hat" from his mother.
    Wash. "Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything ... "

    Wash: "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl, 'cause I don't think that's ever gettin' old."

    Wash: "Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"
    Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up."
    Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."

    Alliance Commander: "Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of."
    Mal: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

    Simon (to Jayne): "I'm trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. It's just not coming."

    Wash: "I'm a leaf on the wind...

    Nothing in the 'verse can stop me...
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    My favorites:

    Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.
    Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it... your grave!
    Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
    Wash [as Allosaurus]: Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!
    Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven...

    Wash: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.

    I :heart: Wash and am still pissed at Joss Whedon.
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    "...your mouth is talking. might want to see to that."

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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