Lame pick up lines

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  • NeonRainbow83
    NeonRainbow83 Posts: 118 Member
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    "I wish you were a carousel, 'cos i'd ride you all day"

    Uh huh, that happened.
  • rickgomez2003
    rickgomez2003 Posts: 91
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    here are some funny ones:


    Do you work for a parcel service, because i could have sworn you were checking out my package.

    Did you wash your pants in Windex, Because i can see my self in them.
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
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    I got asked out by this hot younger guy the other morning. His pick up line "damn you're fine, wanna go burn one??" of course it is 7am and he's in line buying cigars, no shirt on, and after I decline gets on his pink huffy bicycle and pedals away...FML :) xx
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
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    Lets call your one leg thanksgiving and the othe leg Chrsitmas and lets party between the holidays lol
  • StevenJS86
    StevenJS86 Posts: 21 Member
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    I got asked out by this hot younger guy the other morning. His pick up line "damn you're fine, wanna go burn one??" of course it is 7am and he's in line buying cigars, no shirt on, and after I decline gets on his pink huffy bicycle and pedals away...FML :) xx

    LOL!!!

    I've never really used a pick up line persay, but if i feel silly and just want to see a girl smile i say "hello, can you smile for me?" Then afterwards do one of these ;) and start a conversation or just observe the smile... just like girls that smile ^_^!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    I once asked a girl in Scotland if she could spend some time with me, teaching me the local language.

    In my defense, she had a very pronounced accent.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    First time I met her. I said "let me clean you off a place to sit, then wiped my face".
    We were married 23 yrs.
  • ChrisRS87
    ChrisRS87 Posts: 781 Member
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    Your name must be campbell's, because you are Mmm Mmm Good!

    (used it, and it worked. booyah!)
  • StevenJS86
    StevenJS86 Posts: 21 Member
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    Your name must be campbell's, because you are Mmm Mmm Good!

    (used it, and it worked. booyah!)

    LOL!!!! Get out of here!!! lOL! Ima have to use that just for fun!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    "nice shoes...wanna fck?"

    that has YET to get me laid.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    If you told a guy that saying, "Hey, let's fck," would work, on average, one out of 327 times, he would find those odds perfectly acceptable and go about trying to prove you right.
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    anything spewed from the mouth of a guy wearing an Ed hardy or tapout shirt
  • allenaceattorney
    allenaceattorney Posts: 10
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    I got that rent money you need
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
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    Can I adopt your pound puppies?
  • RondaK1
    RondaK1 Posts: 53 Member
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    "Are you a witch( I have very long dark hair) because you just put a spell on me" Really guy?, Oh and said this in front of my husband who was playing pool ... Dumb dumb and more dumb...do you think these comments are invited???Noooooooo

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