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the UPS man holding a box.0
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"I didn't order anything," I thought.0
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I had just gotten out of the shower and as I tried to stay covered i took the box....0
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...my towel slipped and out popped....0
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...my boob.0
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being attacked by a giant zombie-baby wearing a ...0
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doo-rag...0
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and a thong!! OMG i thought what ever shall I do!!!???...0
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Then I realized that the do-rag was the source of power for this zombie-baby and in order to thwart his evil plan I must ...0
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Drop to my knees0
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and pray to the zombie god0
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and ask him for...0
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lollipops....lots of chocolate lollipops...0
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for I knew that lollipops would distract zombie baby and though I just met him, he'd climb in my white van ....maybe0
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i have skittles!0
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i have skittles!
skittles have magical powers, everytime you open up a bag...0 -
Another kitten is born in..0
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Zombies hate kittens, especially tiny ones because...0
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THEY CLAW THEIR EYES OUT!!!....0
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filling the cavity with melted chocolate0
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and bringing them to the UPS man
(sorry, I might have a slight obsession with mine)0 -
who whips out a ....0
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as I opened box and saw it was a ACME Shrink Ray. What can I do with this?0
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who whips out a ....
a case of whipped cream....0 -
And sticks it up a guys *kitten*, then...0
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the guy shrinks to the size of a.....0
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Flea. Scurrying for his life he....0
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stops immediately when he sees a green skittle knowing it will give him super powers...:bigsmile:0
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But after eating the skittle, he becomes a turtle0
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A NINJA TURTLE!! WHO FIGHTS FOR THE GOOD OF...0
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