coffee enema for eliminating toxins?

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  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
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    I've heard of enemas with herbs but never with coffee. Talk about mudslide ????
  • SAGR2
    SAGR2 Posts: 43 Member
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    Ok I've never had a coffee enema...BUT once I was asked to 'cater' for a detox retreat at our holiday cottages and they intended to start the holiday for their group with coffee enemas, followed by a fast where they only drank herbal teas - not sure would what happened after that, but we didn't say yes. The thought of about 20 people all having had a coffee enema milling about the complex was not attractive. This was in the 80s.
  • yourenotmine
    yourenotmine Posts: 645 Member
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    GAH! *shudder*
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,077 Member
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    Coffee...? Enema...? :/
    My most favourite and least favourite things in the same sentence!

    Why do you hate coffee?

    lol
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    ...... *silently goes to get her 2nd cup of the day*
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    I've heard of a coffee IV drip...but an enema? *shudder*
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    Coffee enemas? That really... burns my *kitten*. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
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    Yea, I'll stick to coffee from a cup - or from an IV tube...

    My office mate says I should have an IV tube running from the coffee pot in the breakroom, down the hall to my desk, and straight into my arm. Maybe I wouldn't have to spend so much time going back and forth then.
  • Hodgie12345
    Hodgie12345 Posts: 51 Member
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    Coffee enema ? my *kitten* !!!
  • embercakez
    embercakez Posts: 141
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    I drink coffee...and it makes me poop.
  • BruteSquad
    BruteSquad Posts: 373 Member
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    ...... *silently goes to get her 2nd cup of the day*

    Amateur
  • SAGR2
    SAGR2 Posts: 43 Member
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    Coffee enemas? That really... burns my *kitten*. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    I'm pretty sure they let it cool down first....
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    I'm waiting for the enema fanboys to start showing up to tell us all about how people have been doing it since ancient egyptian times.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    Maybe that is what I am supposed to be doing with the rotten coffee they have in the office! I'll bring in good coffee to drink and shove theirs, well, you know where.....:laugh:
  • mikejacobs1958
    mikejacobs1958 Posts: 128
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    Adding the milk & sugar could be a challenge.

    Stirring it with a spoon could be ..... well let's just say OUCH !!!!!!
  • jg627
    jg627 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Adding the milk & sugar could be a challenge.

    Stirring it with a spoon could be ..... well let's just say OUCH !!!!!!
    it's all in the technique
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    This comes from the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center -

    "Coffee enemas are used in several metabolic therapies. There are theories about coffee enemas aiding excretion from the liver and colon, but none of them have been proven. In addition, coffee enemas can cause electrolyte imbalances in the blood and impaired nutrient absorption."

    So the best part of waking up is still Folgers in your cup... not your butt.
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    This thread is now about pictures of dinosaurs:

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    i've heard coffee enemas can be dangerous.
    my dr. recommended pumping iced latte into my peehole.
    it seems to work and feels great during the summer.

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