Oh the humanity! It's SO unfair!!!

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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I spent most of my life.. thinking the only real thing I was envious of regarding men... was the ability to relieve oneself standing up.


But now that I'm on MFP everyday.... seeing people logging their exercise...


WELL IT"S JUST NOT FAIR HOW MUCH MORE THEY BURN THAN US!!!!!!!!!

:)

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  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    Psst...we're bigger than you...
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Yeah, but you have the VaJayJay so you make the rules.

    Plus, women smell better than men...I mean, its been proven women have a better sense of smell. :bigsmile:
  • Morfein
    Morfein Posts: 57 Member
    Nothing says you can't do it while standing up... may be a bit messy... but hell. Have you been in a men's restroom? Being a man I still can't figure out how the hell it gets so bad.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    Psst...we're bigger than you...

    It's still not fair....just saying. :laugh:

    My husband likes to brag about how much he can eat because of how much he can burn.
  • Ruger2506
    Ruger2506 Posts: 309 Member
    I spent most of my life.. thinking the only real thing I was envious of regarding men... was the ability to relieve oneself standing up.


    But now that I'm on MFP everyday.... seeing people logging their exercise...


    WELL IT"S JUST NOT FAIR HOW MUCH MORE THEY BURN THAN US!!!!!!!!!

    :)

    For the record peeing standing up is much more valuable than our ability to burn more caloires. However being able to eat Buffalo Wild Wings and loose weight does rock!
  • amyadell
    amyadell Posts: 46 Member
    I KNOW!!! I cook amazing meals, and my husband still has a million calories left... I have to portion mine and stick to it!!! Sooooo not fair!!! And while I have NO PROBLEM poppin' a squat behind a tree, it gets COLD on the *kitten* during winter months...
    I do NOT, however, envy the morning wood the poor buggers have to put up with... THAT looks sooooo uncomfortable!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Right?! When I was a kid I used to try and pee standing up... it didn't work out so well... And I should really challange my husband... I am just waiting for him to open his mouth and say "I can lose weight faster than you" again... He did before, but that was when I was still being utterly lazy and didn't challenge his butt... So I am just waiting to pounce on that one again... Maybe I will be sneaky and start trying to set him up to say it... :-p
  • littlehedgy
    littlehedgy Posts: 192 Member
    I can't help you burn calories like a man but here's this...

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  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    WAHHHHH, LOL
  • mdbs2004
    mdbs2004 Posts: 220 Member
    We burn more calories when we move because we do things better :p
  • rickgomez2003
    rickgomez2003 Posts: 91
    LOL great thread. Remember if your not happy we are usually miserable till you are.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    We burn more calories when we move because we do things better :p
    Nah, you do them more inefficiently than we do.... Means we are better.
  • chantaljl
    chantaljl Posts: 21
    Girls can pee standing up, they've made devices! LOL Check out the links below:

    http://www.go-girl.com/img/goGirl_prodShot3_hp.png

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PxF_aVCB8Ow/RtS4zIHAnHI/AAAAAAAAACs/EIZszfsgH4Y/s400/i514627sq01.jpg

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