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leavinglasvegas
leavinglasvegas Posts: 1,495
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No inspiational or serious stuff. Just plain funny, silly, stupid.



"If I wanted to, I could buy all this merchandise and use it as a Sham Wow." Kenan Thompson

"Well, I need to buy a vowel, cuz O MY GAWD!" Janice on Friends

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  • leavinglasvegas
    leavinglasvegas Posts: 1,495
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    You don't have a forehead... you have a five-head. ~Reggie on All About The Benjamins
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
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    "oh dont be such a pansie it is perfectly safe!" and that was the last thing uncle bob said. lol jk
  • medicdon2004
    medicdon2004 Posts: 5
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    "Trust me, this won't hurt a bit"

    "Trust me ma'am, I am a professional!"

    -me, firefighter/paramedic

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