Help!!! Diet soda ate my baby!!!!

SuperSexyDork

As a diet soda, I just really feel persecuted for my appetite for babies. i can't help that I am who I am. i'm a diet soda, and I eat babies. There isn't much else I can do about it and I will no longer be ashamed.

I want my baby back! D@mn you and your kind!

cheshirequeen

i stole the penis quote and put it as my facebook status. within 30 minutes 5 people liked it. haha. thanks for the huge laugh.

apocalypsepwnie

I am also disappointed with the lack of baby eating diet soda in this thread that I was promised.

However, the threads where people are banging on about certain foods being killers really just makes me want to get naked, smother myself in said food and post pictures of it. How disgusted would they be! Cacks me up just thinking of it.

I tried to speak up for other Diet Sodas and our appetite for babies, but all anyone wants to talk about is how eating babies is bad. Look, Diet Soda's gotta eat, it can't be helped that all we want to eat are babies.

And its funny you should mention it, I am smothering myself with biscuits and gravy right now. It is a sight to behold.

hot.

wellbert

Add saturated fat.

Demonized. Mmm. Saturated fat and higher testosterone levels.

EmGetsFit

1. This thread is awesome.
2. I'm STILL laughing @ the penis quote. Brilliant.

SuperSexyDork

I'm coming back to add milk and dairy. That crazy girl who is always posting utter cr@p from notmilk.com needs to be mentioned.

Tank_Girl

Its all part of the vegan animal rights conspiracy

SuperSexyDork

Its all part of the vegan animal rights conspiracy

People that want to believe certain things will always find reasons to believe that way. It's just the way it works.