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MFP lol Cat Thread
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bump for giggling later0
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Hope this works
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ohhhh my god... the kitten with the potato made me crack up0 -
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bump for later!0
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OMG that is totally a "I'm going to kill you when you go to sleep" look.0 -
Favorite Cat ref EVER, from super troopers
Cat Game[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow.
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow what is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson: [Stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow!
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Workout level = Rock hard abs from laughing0 -
OMG that is totally a "I'm going to kill you when you go to sleep" look.
ahaha ikr! i love all these way too much!0 -
"Kitties!" ended, but another one started called "Kitties! - part 2" that is still going strong.
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/941082-kitties0 -
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"Kitties!" ended, but another one started called "Kitties! - part 2" that is still going strong.
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/941082-kitties
Except no one has posted there in an hour! I keep refreshing like crazy0 -
So happy....I'm crying :sad:0
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Oh! Ithis one BIG TIME!
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"Kitties!" ended, but another one started called "Kitties! - part 2" that is still going strong.
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/941082-kitties
Except no one has posted there in an hour! I keep refreshing like crazy
Hm. Maybe everybody's switched over to this one.0 -
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hahaha I love this one. NO looking guys! I'm trying to go potty..geessss0 -
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