The worse thing you can do for your health

Stop with all this living. Research has shown that living, day in and day out, is extremely bad for your health. The more you live, the older your cells get. And that means that your body will slowly start to break down. Living only accelerates the aging process. So if you want to not die from some horrible disease like cancer, or old peopleism, just STOP LIVING.
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Sorry, I couldn't help it. I just get tired of all the stop eating this food group, stop doing this, blah, blah. Fact is, our bodies start dying from the day we are born. It's called time. I'm not saying that you should go out and eat whatever, just to keep things in perspective.