Funny Marriage joke

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TCASMEY
TCASMEY Posts: 1,405 Member
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Just read this great joke and thought I would share!

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE
DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP
CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I
GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $200,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00 CAR, A $45,000.00 PICKUP, A
NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

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  • Learning2LoveMe
    Learning2LoveMe Posts: 1,430 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'll have to tell this one to my fiance when I get home! hehe
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    Just read this great joke and thought I would share!

    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE
    DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP
    CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I
    GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
    NOW I HAVE A $200,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00 CAR, A $45,000.00 PICKUP, A
    NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
    IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

    MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
    25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
    LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
    AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
    AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.


    :laugh: funny
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
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    :laugh: Cute!
  • estherguas
    estherguas Posts: 113 Member
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    :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: That's a good one! :bigsmile:

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