Your kids...

SuperSexyDork

Sometimes kids say things that are really horrible (and funny). For example a coworker had her daughter burst out the phrase, "do you have a hairy pussie?" a la the Schticky commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQjF5RPgbg) in the middle of Wal-Mart and my daughter called her step-sister a buttcracker last week.

Sometimes though, kids say things that just make you proud. Today my 3 year old sat down on my lap. She wanted me to look at her thigh. She said, "I have a big muscle right there" and poked at her thigh. Then she started punching it. When I asked her why she told me she wanted to show me how strong she is. Then she said, "Muscle is important! It makes you strong and healthy. I'm healthy, right Mommy?"

It made me so proud to hear her talk about being healthy! It made me feel like what I'm doing is really providing the good example that I aim for it to be for her.

What have your kids said recently that made you laugh or feel proud?

Edit: Editing the block for the p-word.

taylor5877

I farted while my 20 month old and wife and I were playing around on our bed (nothing weird, we were just were all on the bed playing) and mommy said "Daddy stinky"...

About 45 minutes after we laid him down to sleep we hear our son wake up and say "Daddy stinky" and laugh really big.

apedeb09

Yesterday my 5 year old daughter told me about a girl in her Kindergarten class that was crying because she wanted to go home, and then she said how the girl was sad because she didn't have a snack.. and my daughter said "So I took my cheese crackers and split it in half for her". I thought that was sweet of her to share when she didn't have to.

boomboom011

last weekend we had a bunch of kids at our house and apparently they were cussing and the next day i was having a talk with my 6 year old son and I asked him "so why were yall cussing so much?" he said "the important thing is we all had fun"

what prompted this conversation was he told me one of his friends knows how to say the "f" word in norway.

SuperSexyDork

I farted while my 20 month old and wife and I were playing around on our bed (nothing weird, we were just were all on the bed playing) and mommy said "Daddy stinky"...

About 45 minutes after we laid him down to sleep we hear our son wake up and say "Daddy stinky" and laugh really big.

HA! That's funny...

SuperSexyDork

Yesterday my 5 year old daughter told me about a girl in her Kindergarten class that was crying because she wanted to go home, and then she said how the girl was sad because she didn't have a snack.. and my daughter said "So I took my cheese crackers and split it in half for her". I thought that was sweet of her to share when she didn't have to.

That's so sweet and must have been a proud moment for you, I'm sure!

SuperSexyDork

last weekend we had a bunch of kids at our house and apparently they were cussing and the next day i was having a talk with my 6 year old son and I asked him "so why were yall cussing so much?" he said "the important thing is we all had fun"

what prompted this conversation was he told me one of his friends knows how to say the "f" word in norway.

I love it when they say things like that. They think it's going to keep them out of trouble!

Shelbert79

Last night my 2 youngest (4 and almost 2 year old) decided to open the salt shaker and spill it all over the floor. When asked how the salt shaker lid came off the older one said "I don't know, it came off by itself, it was magic!". How do you keep a straight face on that one?

@Goodmorning, my husband and I have been calling eachother buttcracker since you posted about it the other day. LOL

snoopytwins

My three year old asked me the other morning during morning traffic why the car in front of me slowed down. I said because the light turned red. She then asked me, "Is that car working your nerves?" I said no. She responded and said that the car in front was working her nerves for me. I lost it...she says some crazy stuff!

Arexxx

Thats so cute!

My cousin ran around screaming "I'm homosexual"

krim12

when my now almost 8 yr old was younger, like 2-3, if you told him he was goofy he would get mad and say im not goofy im Donald duck.

My same boy came in the house crying the other night and i asked him what was wrong he said he got beat up by a girl. I was a little shocked since he has really bad anger issues. When i asked him what happened he said that she tackled him and he couldnt do anything back since she was agirl. I was proud cuz not that long ago he wouldnt have cared that it was a girl he would have whopped on her.