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funny haha jokes

atxdee
atxdee Posts: 613 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
It's 4 am. I need to pass the time. Let's share jokes. Here is mine.

Why did the camel lick the other camel's butt?...

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  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    WHY
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
    because it looked like a toe
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    :laugh:
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
    none for me!?? :(
  • EmmaM2211
    EmmaM2211 Posts: 536 Member
    One of my personal favourites that everyone knows but still cracks me up...

    Whats brown and sticky??

















    ...a stick!!
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    When did Pinocchio realize he was made out of wood?
  • Hulk0511
    Hulk0511 Posts: 407 Member
    he was playing with himself and his hand caught on fire
  • katy84o
    katy84o Posts: 744 Member
    One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
    She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
    She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
    He replies "BREASTS."
  • seal57
    seal57 Posts: 1,259 Member
    What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?





















    A Stick.....
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
    :laugh: :noway: :laugh:
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    because it looked like a toe

    I don't get this one.... :/
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    what's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
    what's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

    what?
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    what's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

    what?

    It's easy to roast beef........
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?













    They're both looking for a tight seal.
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
    what's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

    what?

    It's easy to roast beef........



    i DON'T get it
  • PhotogNerd
    PhotogNerd Posts: 420 Member
    what's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

    what?

    It's easy to roast beef........


    Lol...classic
  • atxdee
    atxdee Posts: 613 Member
    ohhhhhhh
  • heidimaggott78
    heidimaggott78 Posts: 203
    "Get a haircut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime."
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Have you heard the one about the race between two silkworms?









    It ended in a tie. :devil:
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