Embarrasing wardrobe malfunctions
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:noway: :noway: High School...I was pretty mean...I followed a girl off the bus who threatened me...i was wearing a mini dress and under that my cutest pair of purple lace panties...needless to say after i kicked her @$$ the whole neighborhood had seen my stuff!!! Still get teased about fighting in a dress and "dress panties"!!!0
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:noway: :noway: High School...I was pretty mean...I followed a girl off the bus who threatened me...i was wearing a mini dress and under that my cutest pair of purple lace panties...needless to say after i kicked her @$$ the whole neighborhood had seen my stuff!!! Still get teased about fighting in a dress and "dress panties"!!!
Gotta love a girl who is willing to hike-up her skirt and get down and dirty, fighting is what I mean.0 -
When I was at work I went to the bathroom and the back of my dress tucked into my underwear. I walked all the way back to my department and helped a male customer for about 10 minutes. After that customer left one of my co-workers (who I actually had a huge crush on at the time) came up behind me and started cracking up. After about a minute of him laughing and me saying "WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!" he pulled my dress down. I was HORRIFIED. Of course I was wearing a thong that day too lol. Interestingly enough he and I started hanging out after that day LOL I'm still mad at that customer that let me help him for 10 minutes and didn't even say anything to me haha.0
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Was at a water park and didn't realise that my tankini top was loose.So I went on the water slide (as you do), and the whole park and their mothers saw what was under the tankini!
In my defense it happened when I was on holiday in Tenerife, so I suppose it's fairly normal :indifferent:0 -
While going back to work after lunch, I was wearing a black dress and the wind between the buildings are kind of weird downtown, well, I pull a full Marilyn Monroe on the sidewalk in front of my work building :laugh: *kitten* and all
Also, once, I was going to some activity with my brother, my ex and some friends and my jeans cracked open when getting out of the car (and I was wearing a G), this was awkward :blushing:
ETA: one time, at a nordic spa, I lost my bottom under the cold water fall, this other time, I lost my top.......need a new bikini I think :laugh:0 -
A gust of wind made my dress fly up over my head while I was on the Empire State Building. Luckily, I had leggings on.0
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One of my first years teaching swimming lessons. I was wearing a suit that was not so tight on the top...
I was teaching a 4yr old. "MISS RACHEL! DON'T LET ME GO!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!".... Yeah. Full frontal for all the parents as he grabbed in desperation at my chest. He giggled and then swam off. I'm still convinced his Dad put him up to it.
OHHH my!0 -
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Okay I'll share mine. I decided to go to class in a cute, little sundress once. It was about a mile walk to my building from where I parked. Little did I know that every time I took a step, my backpack was inching the back of my dress up. By the time I felt a nice breeze on my derriere, everyone had already seen my panties. Lots of snickering faces behind me.
Sorry but from your pic it must have been a nive show. 0 -
There are a few that I could tell; was in the bathroom when my partner got into a foot chase, I pulled myself together as quickly as I could to back him but in my haste did not tighten my pants belt. As I was catching up I catching up I could feel with each step everything from the waist down start moving South. I was more concerned with helping my partner than stopping to hike everything up so I kept going. He caught the suspect and after a short ground grapple he was cuffed and secured. I hiked things back in place and figured when we got back to the station I would tidy myself up. I was greeted in the sally port with a dollar bills and a SGT. Who handed me a citation for indecent exposure. Then there was the time I was training for bicycle duty and we were doing tactical dismounts, shredded my bike shorts and underwear, everything that was compressed greeted the freedom.
It took me a while to figure out wat kind of "partner" you were talking about and why he would be in a foot chase?? But yeah ... I got it eventually.... Blonde moment I guess :blushing:0 -
When I was overweight. LOL
My husband and I are both deputy Sheriff's. He is fit, I was fat. At that time we wore the same size uniform pants but his are a foot longer. He is 6'1" and I am 5"1". We packed our stuff and went in to work. The guys all have their locker room and there are so few women (duh! It is mostly a mans job) that I'm usually by myself in the women's locker room. But I realized I accidentally grabbed a pair of Randy's pants. They are a foot too long. I panicked and I was trying to get to briefing in time. I had to run around and find some duck tape to tape up the pants. I was really embarrassed. I have also had problems getting my duty belt on when I had gained too much weight. Nothing like sweating with all that gear on trying to get everything to work and get to the briefing room in time.
No more issues now that I've lost 60 lbs. My pants are way smaller. No mistaking my clothes for his anymore.0 -
Judo tournament. Gi pants tore through the crotch, knee to knee while throwing my opponent. I don't wear underwear.
Won the point.
Showed 350 people my balls.
Took a hot Judo-mom home that night.
It was a good day.0 -
Judo tournament. Gi pants tore through the crotch, knee to knee while throwing my opponent. I don't wear underwear.
Won the point.
Showed 350 people my balls.
Took a hot Judo-mom home that night.
It was a good day.
*mental image*:laugh:0 -
standing in line at block buster video, holding my oldest-then 10months old, and she desides that she wants a snack.............15 people saw my kid grab a boobie snack before i could react.....DAMN YOU NURSING TOPS!!!!!0
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I work at a college and our department was walking across campus after a meeting when I was informed by my male director (with quite a bit of laughter from the rest) that he quite appreciated the view. My skirt had been hiked up a little farther with each step I had taken. The entire department behind me had neglected to warn me of the part I was playing in the coming peep show. :blushing:
Eep! I have a great sense of humor so it was laughed off easily.0 -
When I worked at a vet's office, we dressed in costume on Halloween. I wore a pirate outfit, which included a vintage pair of purple velvet knee britches that were apparently in style at some point maybe in the 70s, but looked like pirate pants. Buckle at the knees and all. But they were very old pants that had spent about 30 years in a hot attic, and when I stooped down to pick up a dog, I heard, "RIIIIIIIP!"
Luckily, it was just a seam that split, not the fabric itself. And I spent the next 10 minutes in the bathroom using surgical sutures to sew my pants back together.
However, it was far more embarrassing the year I wore a celtic warrior costume, complete with blue woad face paint and kilt, and forgot that I had a dirk and battle axe strapped to my sporran belt when I went to an exam room to take a dog back to the vet to be euthanized. I forgot I was even in costume until I saw the owner's eye's bulge when I walked in the exam room.0 -
I was on vacation with my friends and we were swimming in the ocean. A huge wave crashed down on us and it took me down with it. When I got up, I walked towards the shore, stood up, and realized everyone was staring at me. What were they staring at, you ask? My boob hanging out of my bathing suit. Woopsies.0
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Mine was a bathing suit too. A beautiful baby pink bathing suit with white polka dots. Halter top and fit perfectly. Went to a pool party and was only informed *after* the party that my suit went see-through if it got wet. Not something I thought to check. Who makes a bathing suit that does that?? And yes, my husband knew. And no, he didn't tell me until we got home. He's kinky that way.0
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In a search for the source of my BO one day at uni.... Armpits, crotch, all usual zones fine. Took out a spray and put some on... still horrible smell coming from my body.
Wasn't until i got home that day when I discovered the source of my smell - a raging oozing pusfilled skin infection in my bellybutton.
RANK! >.<
Hasten to add - a scoop out with a teaspoon followed by some cream and spray and three days later it was completely fine. I continue to be prone to infections there, but regular cleaning and preventative antiseptic spray have prevented the above situation from occurring again.:)
This is a wardrobe malfunction cause - the source of my infection? The dirty button of my jeans rubbing into sensitive skin.0 -
Judo tournament. Gi pants tore through the crotch, knee to knee while throwing my opponent. I don't wear underwear.
Won the point.
Showed 350 people my balls.
Took a hot Judo-mom home that night.
It was a good day.
Nice!0 -
I agree!!0
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One two occasions my bathing suits have failed. One with a boob malfunction and one with a lip... sigh...
I also paraded across the entire gym in front of my grade 12 class at prom with my dress unzipped down to my *kitten* crack and my pantyhose hiked up to my armpits, cuz i had to take off the worlds most uncomfortable bra in the bathroom and forgot to rezip after i peed. no bra was ok back then tho, the girls were parked under my chin back then 0 -
i had a nip slip while giving a presentation for my 12th grade psychology class on feminism in the US.
yup. never lived that one down.0
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