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Chuck Norris!
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If Chuck Norris steals your bacon, you simply ask him to beat up a pig and get you some more. Cause Chuck Norris can turn a pig into bacon with one pork chop... :laugh:0
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This made me almost cry from laughter...0 -
A Chuck Norris and bacon post.. who would have ever thought?0
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I am surprised these topics were not combined earlier. I have never understood the fascinations with Norris and bacon.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up.0
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If Chuck Norris steals your bacon, you simply ask him to beat up a pig and get you some more. Cause Chuck Norris can turn a pig into bacon with one pork chop... :laugh:
Awesomeness...This just became my FB status update0 -
My company drilled a water well for Chuck Norris this year (true story).
All we did was provide equipment for him to line up a round house kick. Easiest job we have ever done.0 -
STOP IT RIGHT NOW, DO YOU HEAR ME?0
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.0
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before he goes to bed, the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris0
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Why would you ever start a thread like this. Do you want trouble?0
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He moves the earth.0
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Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.0 -
If Chuck Norris steals your bacon, you simply ask him to beat up a pig and get you some more. Cause Chuck Norris can turn a pig into bacon with one pork chop... :laugh:
Awesomeness...This just became my FB status update
Aw shucks... :flowerforyou:0 -
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.0
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Chuck Norris built the hospital that his father was born in.0
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did you know that chuck norris actually died, but he's ok now.0
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Beneath Chuck Norris' beard, is another fist.0
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and then I died.......0 -
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear,0
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Chuck Norris didnt steal your bacon. Your bacon ran away from him, then realized it was futile jumped onto his abs and was assimilated.0
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