Chuck Norris!

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Moofey2
Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
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Stole my bacon again!
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  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    If Chuck Norris steals your bacon, you simply ask him to beat up a pig and get you some more. Cause Chuck Norris can turn a pig into bacon with one pork chop... :laugh:
  • auroranflash
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  • Moofey2
    Moofey2 Posts: 327 Member
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    This made me almost cry from laughter...
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    A Chuck Norris and bacon post.. who would have ever thought?
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    I am surprised these topics were not combined earlier. I have never understood the fascinations with Norris and bacon.
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
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    Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up.
  • JBott84
    JBott84 Posts: 268 Member
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    If Chuck Norris steals your bacon, you simply ask him to beat up a pig and get you some more. Cause Chuck Norris can turn a pig into bacon with one pork chop... :laugh:

    Awesomeness...This just became my FB status update
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    My company drilled a water well for Chuck Norris this year (true story).

    All we did was provide equipment for him to line up a round house kick. Easiest job we have ever done.
  • IamBlackMamba
    IamBlackMamba Posts: 229
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    STOP IT RIGHT NOW, DO YOU HEAR ME?
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • joecollins9385
    joecollins9385 Posts: 355 Member
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    before he goes to bed, the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Why would you ever start a thread like this. Do you want trouble?
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He moves the earth.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
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    Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can speak braille.
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    If Chuck Norris steals your bacon, you simply ask him to beat up a pig and get you some more. Cause Chuck Norris can turn a pig into bacon with one pork chop... :laugh:

    Awesomeness...This just became my FB status update

    Aw shucks... :flowerforyou:
  • SueInAz
    SueInAz Posts: 6,592 Member
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    Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
  • IronmanPanda
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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