What's some advice you'd give to your unborn child ?

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  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/page/5
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    swim kid swim! You are competing with a million others! This is the most important race of your entire life! Keep your eye on the egg.

    Brilliant!
  • Arexxx
    Arexxx Posts: 486 Member
    Get the *kitten* out of my uterus.
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Never stop hoping.
    Believe in childish things for as long as you can.
    Smile at strangers.
    Let your conscience guide you in all things. As a parent I will make sure your conscience guides you in the right direction.
    Never think you're too old to play or to kick off your shoes and run around. You're not.
    Everyone deserves a chance.
  • dinoskycm
    dinoskycm Posts: 267
    Don't let any societal boundaries limit your success!

    For my unborn daughter, well behaved women rarely make history.
  • notnormallyacaloriecounter
    notnormallyacaloriecounter Posts: 71 Member
    never let people make you think you're not good enough
    trust your instincts, if they say run, damn it, you better run!
    nobody has a right to put their hands on you, EVER
    be a kid as long as possible, being an adult is not as great as it looks
    ask me for help, i'm your mother, i don't care what it's about, i will help you, and if i can't i will find someone who can. too many of my questions, and struggles went unanswered, and i want more for you.
    most of all, I LOVE YOU, i will say it all the time when you get here and you'll get tired of hearing it, but i don't care I LOVE YOU.
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    all my kids are born. mostly I tell them I love them, and to straighten up and fly right.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Trust your gut.
    People are jerks, so don't take it personally.
    Don't be stingy with your love.
    Be careful who you trust.
    Treat others the way you'd want to be treated (but some *kitten* heads deserve to be treated as such).
    No matter how much you change, you'll never be anyone but yourself.

    ETA: And my favorite quote: "Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy." -Dr. Bob Kelso
  • MisterGoodBar
    MisterGoodBar Posts: 157 Member
    Be good to people regardless of whether or not their good to you.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    When you feel the contractions starting to push you out, point your toes and tuck in your elbows.
    When you pop out, hold your breath as long as you can and watch the look on their faces.
  • weighlossforbaby
    weighlossforbaby Posts: 847 Member
    Stay in school.
    Go to college.
    Don't have sex before Marriage.
    Respect and love your spouse.
    Don't let anyone put you down.
    Don't trust anyone except God and family.
    Your mother will always love you no matter what.
  • Echo_Dan
    Echo_Dan Posts: 316 Member
    Don't eat yellow snow

    ;)

    But seriously.....

    Live life to its fullest.
    Find someone to love who loves you back with all their heart
    Enjoy your time on this small ball of rock hurtling through space
    Don't let others put you down
    Be confident....you ARE awesome !! :)
  • howdeelightful
    howdeelightful Posts: 385
    Be awesome.
    Be rich.
    Be healthy.
    Be happy.
    Experience.
    Endure.
    Live.
    Never fear.
    Never regret.
    Never quit.
    Be honest.

    Pretty much exactly this!
  • elcyclista
    elcyclista Posts: 393
    Do not have Chipotle before a big interview.
  • cupcakes_and_cardio
    cupcakes_and_cardio Posts: 369 Member
    I already have my daughter, but....Be yourself, your beautiful inside and out, go out there and get 'em!
  • cupcakes_and_cardio
    cupcakes_and_cardio Posts: 369 Member
    Don't let any societal boundaries limit your success!

    For my unborn daughter, well behaved women rarely make history.

    haha, I love this one!
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    Live long and prosper.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    Stay in there! It only goes downhill once you get out.

    ^^^ This guy. xD
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    The same advice I would give my two already existing children.
  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
    Head first.
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I'm not going to give an embryo/fetus any advice because they can't hear, nor do they have the cognitive ability to process what I'm saying........
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    Swim away from the eggs!!! :tongue:
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Head first.
    + face up

    That is probably the best advice. :laugh:
  • kayl3igh88
    kayl3igh88 Posts: 428 Member
    Try.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    SAVE, INVEST and SAVE SOME MORE until youre 50! You don't need those $200 pair of sun glasses. You dont need those fancy cars. They don't make you cool. Being a millionaire makes you cool!
  • 5n0wbal1
    5n0wbal1 Posts: 429 Member
    Be the absolute best you that you can be. It doesn't matter if you're a male ballerina, or a female football player. I'll love you regardless of what you do, so long as you be yourself and do it to the best of your ability.
  • TheBaileyHunter
    TheBaileyHunter Posts: 641 Member
    Don't try to grow up so fast - enjoy being a child.
    Ask questions without fear
    Always listen to your gut
    Mean people aren't worth your energy. Let them carry on their own way.
    There is absolutely nothing in this world you can't do if you really want it. It may not end up exactly as you dreamed, but if you don't go for it, you'll never know where it will get you.
    Speak your mind with strength AND diplomacy.
    Manners count. Always.
    Follow your passion. Life is meant for living, not just existing.
    You can always come home - even if you don't think you can.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    When it starts to feel like an earthquake in there and you hear a bunch of screaming....go towards the light!
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Don't take life too seriously. None of us it gettin' out of here alive.
  • captain_reckless
    captain_reckless Posts: 48
    Dont listen to your dad he's so full of crap his breath stinks :)

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